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STARDUST 2007 | dir. Matthew Vaughn

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that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.
[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined
nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.
So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"
Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here
So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work
alas...
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Chapters: 3/6 Fandom: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Persuasion - Jane Austen Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Anne Elliot/Frederick Wentworth Characters: Anne Elliot, Frederick Wentworth, Fitzwilliam Darcy, Lady Russell (Persuasion), Mrs. Reynolds (Pride and Prejudice), Sir Walter Elliot, Mr. Darcy Sr. (Pride and Prejudice), Elizabeth Elliot, Mary Musgrove (Persuasion) Additional Tags: Figure Skating, Olympics, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Olympics, Winter Olympics, AU of an AU Series: Part 6 of Skating AU Summary:
Alternate title: Five Times Everyone Thought Anne and Darcy Were Dating (And One Time Everyone Knew They Weren’t)
After taking her coach’s advice and breaking things off with her pairs partner, Frederick Wentworth, so that he can pursue a career in the NHL and she can compete in women’s singles figure skating at the Senior level, Anne Elliot faces a unique maelstroms of stressors. There’s school, there’s her mother’s failing health, there’s a family she must to do her best to hold together, and of course, there’s all the life-absorbing struggles of trying to compete at the next Olympics.
Olympic gold-medalist men’s figure skater Fitzwilliam Darcy faces the exact same stressors.
The friendship born of their specific circumstances is a real help to both of them– and a source of constant misunderstandings to everyone around them.
Or, otherwise: What happened if you put Mr. Darcy in the middle of “Persuasion?”
eeey in a birthday present to myself, updated this fic! anne has some artistic breakthroughs, pretends to shoot darcy in the head, and ends up a canadian national champion
A Simple Method of Conditioning the Endurance Horse Francois & Laura Seegers, Perseverance Arabian and Endurance Horses We are frequently asked by people who are interested in taking up enduran…
This is absolute gold. Definitely going to be referring back to this with Abba.
EXPLANATION OF TERMS
Conditioning: Working the horse to become strong enough to complete endurance rides without damage.
Hard work/ workout: This involves hard work where you ask the horse to put in a greater effort than he is accustomed to. Typically, 20 minutes after the workout the horse’s pulse will be higher than you are used to. That means you have stressed it.
Recovery day: On these days you allow the horse to recover from the stress. Exercises you can do are twenty minute lunge sessions (ring work) at a steady trot, schooling, a gentle hack or outride, etc.
Rest day: Typically a Sunday. No work at all.
Exercise: The level of work that does not stress the horse. It just maintains the fitness.
TIME SCALES
The time it takes for various body tissues to adapt and condition, are as follows:
Heart and lungs 3 months
Muscles 3-6 months
Tendons and ligaments 6-12 months
Hooves 7 months
Bone 1-3 years
NB! A horse can be got fit enough to go fast in a relatively short period, but will not be conditioned to withstand injury. Only after 3 seasons of endurance (provided he had no serious tendon/ligament injuries) will he be thoroughly conditioned to be ridden hard and competitively.
“IF THERE ARE SHORTCUTS, NO ONE HAS DISCOVERED THEM YET”
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1300-1400 clothing of Lower Empire
The Byzantine Empire, that is.
Oh FUCK
My eyes have just fallen out of my head because of this gorgeous fabric.
Because one can never get enough visuals of medieval clothing …
My oc should meet your oc, like a playdate
*taps fic gingerly* is this thing on
“There was reason to hope,” Dior insisted. “You should not regret your hope.” “Ha,” Niënor said glumly. “You didn’t know Túrin was dead,” Dior pointed out. “Neither did Father. And with all due recognition for Aunt Morwen’s many gifts, you’re the Abhorsens, not her.” “I get it from her line,” Niënor said. “And none of us know how Mother’s Death-sense works, we just know it does.” “We know she believes it does,” Dior argued. He and his mother were both sceptical that Húrin yet lived. “No,” Niënor said with a burst of annoyance that made Dior throw a hand up in surrender, “I think after this, we can say it does. Perhaps it’s a gift that not everyone in the line has. Perhaps it’s something to do with - with proximity, or something of that nature. That would make sense. Neither of us have ever met Túrin.” She stopped, and stared into the water: then she propped her elbows on her knees and scrubbed her hands over her face, sighing, before correcting the tense of her statement. “Neither of us ever met Túrin.” “I’m sorry.” “It’s all right,” Niënor said. She took a deep breath in, and let it out slowly. “It’s… all right.” It was not all right. In Dior’s wavering reflection she saw one sceptical eyebrow twitch. He looked like Aunt Lúthien pretending she didn’t violently disagree with something Niënor’s mother had just said, while Niënor’s mother pretended she hadn’t noticed.

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After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’
everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.
here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)
get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7
mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!
Under the rotting linoleum, she finds old gods.
Hon had better be wearing her respirator old gods are NOT good for the lungs
You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like
And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants
And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions
What the fuck do you mean "defraud", they literally didn't do anything wrong.
The pair manipulated the national rail delay-compensation scheme, commonly known as “Delay Repay”. They first claimed refunds for tickets they said they no longer wished to travel on, then waited until the same journeys were delayed and submitted a claim for compensation because of the delay. Depending on how long the train had been delayed, they would be able to get up to a full refund for a ticket they already had a refund on. (...) They exploited rail services across the UK, targeting routes known to experience delays, as well as 16 fake identities to maximise profits. To try and hide the scam, they opened multiple bank accounts and even used a 20-SIM-card adapter to make the communications appear as though from different phones.
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They did commit fraud, the fact that the trains were so reliably late was what the fraud was centered around. If they had been regular passengers just making claims for late trains that they actually traveled on, there wouldn't have been an issue.
Context is important.

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one day i'm going to make a post explaining how to use early modern english to y'all because i have seen too many people 1) calling it old english, and 2) wildly missing the mark with a Lot of confidence (to the point that someone took a pen and changed "shall" to "shalt" on a sign in a bookstore, which made it the incorrect conjugation of the verb for given subject!)
actually that day is today, with the caveat that i am not a linguist. i'm just an early modernist (specialized in english drama). and this is not an exhaustive course in early modern english! it is a bare bones intro to the basics. if you want to know more, read early modern works or do some googling.
what kind of english is that? let's look at some famous examples of each.
Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum, / þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, / hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon. <- this is old english. note that it is unintelligible to a modern english speaker. (excerpt from beowulf)
Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth / Inspired hath in every holt and heeth / Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne / Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne … <- this is middle english. it is more intelligible, but it’s still very different from what we speak now. (excerpt from the canterbury tales)
Is this a dagger which I see before me, / The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. / I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. / Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible / To feeling as to sight? <- this is early modern english. this is so intelligible that we trust teenagers to read it in school. (excerpt from macbeth)
the english you are using to give a post a medieval or renaissance/shakespearean vibe is early modern english, not old english. (it's fine that you're using early modern english for a medieval vibe; no one expects you to learn middle english for a silly post about knights.)
how do you use pronouns?
'thou' is the informal second-person singular pronoun.
thou/thee/thy/thine
thou is the nominative form. you can use it for the subject of a sentence -> thou knowest me.
thee is the oblique form. you can use it for the object of a sentence -> i know thee.
thy and thine are the genitive forms. you can use them as possessive adjectives for nouns starting with consonants and vowels respectively. -> thy leg is broken. thine arm is broken too.
thine is also the possessive form. think about it like the word 'mine'*. -> my heart was once thine.
*'mine' is also used like thine as a possessive adjective in early modern english; you would say 'mine art' instead of 'my art'
ye and you
originally, 'ye' was the formal or plural nominitive second-person pronoun, and 'you' was the oblique form. so, it would be 'ye know me' and 'i know you'. 'ye' fell out of use and was replaced by 'you'. at that point it was already used as singular. but it was still much more formal than 'thou'.
the 'ye' you see in 'ye olde shoppe' stuff is not this pronoun. it is the way that printers who no longer had a thorn (þ) wrote the word 'the' (previously 'þe'). the 'y' in certain typefaces looked like a thorn, so we got 'ye' for 'the'.
how do you conjugate a verb?
you can't just slap a -th or -st onto the end of any verb. those are for specific conjugations. phrases like "i hath noticed" or "he thinkest that" are not grammatically sound. it's like saying "i has noticed" or "he think that".
the -st or -est ending is for (most) present and past tense verbs conjugated with 'thou'
some examples: thou canst, thou couldst, thou sayest, thou goest, thou wentest, thou hast, thou hadst, thou dost (or doest).
'thou' also has a few irregulars. some examples: thou wilt, thou art and thou wast (for 'to be'), thou shalt.
the -th or -eth ending is for (most) present and past tense conjugated with 'he', 'she', or 'it'
some examples: he hath, she sayeth, it doth, he goeth, she thinketh, it moveth
there are, of course, irregulars. the most important one is 'to be', which conjugates the same for this set as it does in modern english.
note: not every verb conjugates this way. for example, past tense verbs might use auxiliary verbs. so, not 'she cookedeth', but 'she did cook'.
by and large, the 'i', 'we', 'you' (or 'ye'), and 'they' conjugations were the same as they are today.
there were also some verbs that were used differently than we use them today, though (some of these fell out of use over the early modern period):
to be -> sometimes this verb is used instead of 'to have' as the auxiliary verb. 'i am arrived' means 'i have arrived', and 'she is come to see thee' means 'she has come to see you'.
to do -> sometimes this is used for the present progressive (i think that's the right name for it). 'he does speak' means 'he is speaking', and 'i do write' means 'i am writing'.
would -> this can be used to express a desire. 'i would i were a bird' means 'i wish i were a bird'
must -> this can be used without 'go' to mean 'must go'. 'i must to england' means 'i must go to england'
will -> this can be used without 'have' to mean 'will have'. 'you'll none of that' means 'you will have none of that'
there are a million other things i'm not covering, like different sentence structures for questions ('thinkest thou...?' as a valid alternative to 'dost thou think...?'), and different contractions ('she'll not' rather than 'she won't') but this post is long as fuck and i have things to do! enjoy! linguists, feel free to correct me on what name of tenses or declensions or whatever i have mixed up.
(psa: the point of this is not to be a kill-joy about other people's posts that have these errors. it's just a little knowledge sharing.)
wait, important additions:
'wherefore' = 'why', not 'where'. think about it pairing with 'therefore'. an example of the two in use:
'my love, wherefore didst thou pretend to see me not?' [babe, why did you pretend not to see me?]
'thy father, from whom we do keep our love hidden, did at that moment walk nearby. therefore i turned from thee that he might not espy us together' [we're keeping our relationship secret from your dad and he was walking by. i did it so he wouldn't see us together.]
'hither' = 'to here', not 'here'. there's a whole set of these, actually. 'whither' = 'to where' and 'thither' = 'to there'. these pair with 'hence' ('from here'), 'whence' ('from where'), and 'thence' ('from there'). an example of some of these in use:
'whence came you?' [where did you come from?]
(pointing to the left) 'thence came i hither.' [i came here from there.]
'and whither go you now?' [and where are you going now?]
(pointing to the right) 'my lord calls me thither.' [my boss is calling me over there]
'very well. get you hence.' [alright, get away from here.]
'whom' ≠ fancy 'who' and this one is just also true today.
'whom' works for the object of a sentence. 'who' is for the subject. in other words, 'whom' receives the action and 'who' does the action.
'whom wrote that letter to you?' -> incorrect! this should be 'who wrote that letter to you?' because 'who' is doing the action.
'whom did you write that letter to?' (or even better, 'to whom did you write that letter?') -> correct! 'whom' here is receiving the action.
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I think there is something so significant about Elizabeth thinking that Darcy circumvented a will to screw over Wickham in Pride & Prejudice because that is a legal document. The thing that protects married women in the gentry is also a legal document: the wedding articles, a prenuptial agreement that grants women an allowance (pin money) and money after their husband dies (jointure).
“And of your infliction,” cried Elizabeth, with energy; “You have reduced him to his present state of poverty—comparative poverty. You have withheld the advantages which you must know to have been designed for him. You have deprived the best years of his life of that independence which was no less his due than his desert. You have done all this! and yet you can treat the mention of his misfortunes with contempt and ridicule.”
Why did Austen choose to make the issue between Wickham and Darcy an inheritance? I think for the same reason that character and morals are emphasized so much in her novels. A woman is putting her life in the hands of her husband, she needs to know that he will properly take care of her. She needs to know that he won't circumvent the legal documents designed to protect her. And especially in this match, where Mr. Darcy holds so much more influence and wealth than Elizabeth's father, his reputation, character, and past dealings are everything.
“Lizzy,” said her father, “I have given him my consent. He is the kind of man, indeed, to whom I should never dare refuse anything, which he condescended to ask." (Mr. Bennet is endlessly sarcastic, but he's pretty sincere in this scene so I believe him here)
If Darcy could do something so cruel to Wickham, his father's favourite, what could he do to Elizabeth, if one day all of his objections to their marriage overwhelmed his love?
#this is a really good point#pride and prejudice#Elizabeth does misinterpret Darcy’s character based on lies and what she wants to be true based off of first impressions#but she is smart and a realist enough to understand the implications of a potential husband#a) having a bad or untrustworthy character towards his dependents#and b) not having respect for the legal process protecting a weaker party#I think of all Austen heroines Elizabeth may be the most aware of how marriage would put her in a dependent position#but she isn’t the kind of person to ruminate on it#she sees proof#she makes a judgement#and that judgement is based in the knowledge that if she voluntarily puts herself in a dependent position under someone who#a) doesn’t take care of her#or b) doesn’t respect her#she is shit out of luck#there is no changing that decision#she saw that in her own parents marriage and even saw what is arguably the best example of how things go when they don’t work out#her parents are stuck together and they shouldn’t be#but for all that her dad treats her mom like an amusing housepet#he doesn’t cheat on her#he never fails to support her and give her money and authority over the household#and for all Mr Bennet’s many flaws#I think Elizabeth is aware that a lot of men are not and would not be as good as her father when they don’t respect their wives#for a given value of good#Darcy has so much more power influence and wealth than Mr Bennet#that if he was an angry or an unjust man as Elizabeth thinks#and goes into the marriage already not respecting Elizabeth’s family and background#WHICH HE FOREGROUNDS IN HIS PROPOSAL#then how long until he stops respecting her?#how long until he ignores what legal rights she has and fucks her over? via @amarguerite