SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

❝ It was said he would not achieve great things — that he would die a coward and a cripple && leave no mark upon this world. But never before, has anyone ever been so WRONG. For he was given WINGS — and he learned how to FLY. And he went as high as the wind would take him && then he looked at the clouds and said — Take me HIGHER ! ❞  // IND. SEMI-SEL. IVAR THE BONELESS FROM HISTORY’S VIKINGS AS LOVED BY SCOTCHY — incl. cross-over verses && canon divergent AUs — rules - verses - ask // est. 02.02.2017

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I will be here but not to settle down and plow! Who wants to be a farmer now? Hmm? We have a great army and we should use it. There are many other places that I want to attack and raid! And those of you who feel like I do, you should come with me. And those of you who don’t, ask yourself, “Who can stand in our way now?”

Today isn’t your day, is it? Yeah, fuck that – kill him with your bare hands if you have to. I killed a rat this morning with my breakfast fork. Have you ever been to hell? Not many of my likeness are left. Wizards are all the same: you talk nonsense while making all wise and meaningful faces. Pretty balads hide bastard truths. You will rule this land someday. I talk to my horse. Your service has been an honour to us all. I haven’t spoken to anyone in three days. I love the way you just sit in the corner and brood. Need a hand? I’ve got two! I won’t be but a silent back-up. Chaos is the most dangerous thing in this world. Listen closely, your survival depends on it. Did your mother fuck a snow bear? You don’t deserve the air you breathe. No matter what you choose, you’ll come out bloody and hate yourself. Sometimes the best thing a flower can do for us, is die. When a wolf crosses a maiden’s grave, a pregnant girl would die before her time. When you live as long as I do, all names start to sound the same. Your kind already swindled us once! It’s my plan, my coin. Not answering questions is a pillar of your brooding charm. Your scent was on her sheets, old ones and new ones. You’re just angry because you lost your chance to be beautiful. Will this work? Answer honestly. Food, women and wine, (…)! How many of these lords want to kill you? I’ve always wanted to know, do Witchers ever retire? Why are you dressed like a sad silk trader? Maybe you should start thinking for yourself. I could torture you so very slowly into compliance. How can you not foresee this? You’re supposed to protect us! All this because male tradition demands it. I abide no law made by men who have never carried any child. You can’t outrun destiny because you’re terrified. You can’t change the world this way. I’ve never been shy a day in my life. The sword of destiny has two edges. I fear I shall die a broken-hearted man. Destiny is the embodiment of the soul’s desire to grow. Let go, you horse’s arse! You’re afraid I’m everything you could never be. Your heartbeat is extraordinarily slow. Nobody smart plays fair. I wish very badly to leave this place forever. When did you last feel happy when you were trapped? The burden of power can be painful. Nobody mentioned anything about impending death. You worry if you blink, you’ll never see her again. When your species is on the brink of collapse, perhaps everything becomes more desperate. Uhm, I’m not sure I’d eat that, good sir. States rise and fall like the tide. You’re the one who’s been staring daggers eer since we arrived. Every time I’m near you, I say more in five minutes than I’ve said in weeks. It’s hard to regret something you didn’t choose. If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands. Fine, I’ll just follow the sound of crying girls. It took about five minutes for the lies to start. Think for yourself, it’ll save you a lifetime of heartbreak. There’s far worse things than expulsion. I never wanted to come back here. Look at this place, it’s a joke! The only thing you should do quickly is flee! Not a happy ending after all… They have come from beyond the mountains to destroy the world. Must you always be so fatalistic? It’s time to accept that life has nothing left to give. People linked by destiny will always find each other. Just give me an ale and consider your debt paid. I can’t help but think I was meant to find you.

Deleted Scene from S5E1 “The Departed” | Credit to DarthAsslog on Reddit

❝ It was said he would not achieve great things — that he would die a coward and a cripple && leave no mark upon this world. But never before, has anyone ever been so WRONG. For he was given WINGS — and he learned how to FLY. And he went as high as the wind would take him && then he looked at the clouds and said — Take me HIGHER ! ❞  // IND. SEMI-SEL. IVAR THE BONELESS FROM HISTORY’S VIKINGS AS LOVED BY SCOTCHY — incl. cross-over verses && canon divergent AUs — rules - verses - ask // est. 02.02.2017

we need you just as much as our father needed you, but instead you chose to run away, you coward

My brothers… They don’t believe that I didn’t mean to kill Sigurd. But I didn’t want to. He was my brother. That is why you can not leave. I will be too lonely…

stay safe!

Additionally, someone threw together a list of shit he’s been doing for at least the past 5 years HERE. Needless to say it’s read at your own risk because of various serious trigger warnings.

You two have to understand that it is harder for me to share and to stake my claim.

Ivar: 4x20 “The Reckoning”