“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

not to be untoward but a lot of US citizens are making the mass murder of iranians about themselves and there's very few polite ways to say "stop centering yourself in every mass casualty event" politely

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it

Hold her hand through her orgasm and tell her she's doing okay and that she's yours

I may be a sad girl but at least I'm a sad girl who knows how to suck dick

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

Sleepy girls make the best cockwarmers

slap it on my tongue while i look up at you plsplspls