I just can't wait to be a cunt holy shit I love being a cunt

I cannot wait to gossip like moving to madison means soooo much more gossiping

Also it's def the year of free the nipple fuck this bra shit

I am committed to being evil this year I'm so srs ill be in so many arguments this year while drunk I just can't wait

Everytime I'm on my period I absolutely despise men like I can't even be in the same room as one it just pisses me off like why do men even exist I hate them

Incase anyone is curious how moving is going... my eyes swelled shut from an allergic reaction but idek what I could be allergic to and everytime it goes down istg somehow I re introduce myself to the allergen somehow and it goes back up

I know my ocd is rlly bad once I start praying like bro what in the atheism x moral ocd is happening

Now tell me why there is a whole ass straight couple in the l word like I do not want to see a man rn like I get why he's there but ugh ick

I'm not kidding my life changed when I started to dress gayer like you guys I'm at peak gay rn my hair is a gay shag and I'm obsessed with wearing tons of rings rn. Also duh my tongue ring adds at least 5 gay points

I hate when people talk about women's strength and only bring up how hard it is to give birth like bruh... all men just think we are birthers huh

Thought my tongue ring was totally closed up but omg I just put my piercing through it!!! The bitch is back!

I like having longer hair, but it's just not very me like idk I do miss my buzz cut constantly I miss looking like the cunt I am

Every woman knows the golden ratio is one glass of wine and one joint

Smoke a bowl I've never smoked before and packed it way too loose... lets just say I have a mouth full of fucking pot rn

I'm gonna get blackout circa August 22nd and I can't fucking wait

Sometimes I forget my own lore like I'm so funny and grateful I've been a man hater since day one I've made so many men feel like shit I love myself