angy ppl only

medicines are so weird. Like. "Here take this it'll help with your nausea. Ok now drink lots of water or else you won't be able to shit for a day"

my dog ate the intructions for my antihisatimes

I've made it my mission to be known by everyone on Tumblr. And I mean EVERYONE. No account will go without this post, I want to make it to the dead poets society fandom all the way to the ninjago fandom. Everyone will reblog this, and if they don't I will die a failure.

Where the fuck are my socks

I ate them

maybe instead of ragebaiting you should spend your time friendmaxxing and smilebaiting

then i'd be out on my arse mate, wouldn't i?

What is a "BDSM Furry?"

Me

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

I would die for Oil

Reminding everyone of Oil

Id die for oil too

I may be a hater, but I don't hate oil.

i would enrage a large number of people for oil

Simon says give me your favorite dinosaur or prehistoric creature

I said simon says... hand over the favorite dinosaurs

Simon has no control over me.

...pterodactyl.

See? Simon does have control over you

Hmm....no.

Simon says touch your head

Right...right. If Simon told you to jump off a cliff, would you? Who is he to have control over anyone? What makes Simon so special that people feel the need to line up behind him and take his orders? Nobody, that's who! He is NOTHING but the dirt I walk on.

Take what back?

The insulting Simon he can hear you you know?

You were insulting Simon? Why? D:

I WOULD NEVER INSULT SIMON

Now why would I waste time Photoshopping an image to defame you?

because you're mean

I'm a very nice person, actually. You're probably thinking about @sweden-offical or @ragebait-offical .

im a nice person i just feed off the anger of others <3 xx

why are you drawing me?

according to legend, they're called "healthy relationships"

what's that

what's a relationship

is when you like know people? i dont know it happens when you go outside