Puyo Nerd

Depression is like a background app that drains your battery

I always check the time on my phone and have to check again cause I wasn’t paying attention the first time.

“Studies have shown” is like the scientific version of “I shit you not”

Cars should come with two types of horns, a “watch out” horn and a “fuck you” horn.

In video games I never use special items because I’m ‘saving up’.

Whenever I see ‘wtf’ written I immediately think ‘what the f*ck’, but when I see 'lol’ I think of it as 'lol’

Movie theaters should have a headphone jack option, so people can plug in and hear the movie without hearing idiots talk behind them.

Telling depressed people just be happy is like telling people with Alzheimer that they just need to stop forgetting.

If we didn’t have eyes we would be unaware of reality looks like. What if we are missing a entire realm, simply because we didn’t have an organ to detect it.