Every Jedi has their own particular twist - Kit Fisto uses a hallucinogenic seaweed found on his native planet. Plo Koonβs is literally lethal to non Kel-Dor but is the galaxyβs best known grease remover. Maceβs stash appears relatively tame, but has an aftertaste that kicks in half an hour later when youβve already drunk half the bottle and cannot be removed by any mouthwash known to civilization. No one knows what Yodaβs tastes like, except possibly Dooku and the only time he was ever asked his eyes went blank, his shoulder twitched compulsively and he he immediately called a retreat - it is therefore the most sought after secret in the temple. Luminara has a variety that tastes of something only describable as βpure regretβ. Sheβs been working on βhorrified realisationβ for a while now but has only managed βembarassed mortificationβ. Qui-Gon liked to infuse tea and spices into his brew, and brought back more than a few exotic species to feed his habit. Β Obi-Wan continues the tradition, however due to the increasing stresses of war the tea varieties he uses have steadily been increasing in both bitterness and caffeine content. It is colloquially known as βthe sleepless deathβ and is banned in eight star systems. Skywalkerβs version is surprisingly palatable, does not cause hallucinations and packs a kick stronger than a Dug on steroids. Itβs made of bugs.
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