one dayyy i am gonna growww wingsss

hockey was a mistake

you're laughing. danny briere just blew up the national hockey league right before a long weekend and you're laughing. good. i'm laughing too. this is so fuckign funny

the arc of history is long but it bends towards rpf

there is no way for danny to lose. either he gets a great star center, or he entirely fucks anaheim's cap situation and ability to re-sign players. AND in the process, he's thrown a bomb at all the teams who have young star forwards they'll need to sign in the next few years... he really said what if i did some psychological warfare and (as a fun side effect) (just for me) (i deserve it), ensured a bunch of young players got bigger salaries at their next negotiation? that could be fun i think. im Old Gay Danny Briere. let's go to war

everything about the nhl is rigged and corrupt and evil until something unjustly good happens to a team i like at which point it becomes The Will Of God

if i were an nhl social media admin i’d wait 1-2 days after a big physical game and force random players to strip to their shorts and give us a bruise tour

the highest honor i can bestow upon a male athlete is she/her pronouns