one dayyy i am gonna growww wingsss

hockey was a mistake

the gm said fuck it and left ?

larkin submitted one (1) singular extra team on his trade list after being asked to expand it and his boss said alright actually this not my circus and these are not my monkeys. fuck you

NEVER KYS LIFE IS WORTH LIVING THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT

WE'RE FREE WE'RE FUCKING FREE

I'm ngl if Dylan Larkin rescinded the trade request after all this I wouldn't even blame him

hello to everyone on this wonderful beautiful gorgeous summer evening/afternoon/morning/etc steve yzerman is no longer the gm of detroit red wings i feel so alive

cortisol lowering redwings hopecore on my feed they heard my prayers

through multiple disposable propaganda networks painstakingly build up over the course of the last decade, a couple of very expensive bribes to some very influential people, and no less than thirty sockpuppet accounts on reddit, i have put into motion a series of events which will culminate in a singular idea forming pseudo-organically in the consciousness of progressive discourse: the idea that it's problematic to subject a woman to a sexual encounter without having practiced on your homies first

i yearn for the simpler times when i got to explain dylan larkin as the guy who gave his teammates lap dances. now i have to bring up his messy yet so far unsuccessful attempt at divorcing the wings and how hes getting cock (trade) blocked by an old man named stevie y.

the arc of history is long but it bends towards rpf