MINORS WILL BE BANISHED TO THE PEAR WIGGLER

John, you don’t understand…

Michel.

Scared Feast (that’s their ship name) Christmas.

Fun Fact: Elijah cannot attack with a cross. Like other demons, it hurts him. So, instead, he uses various items that he associates with positive times in his life or people he loves or cares about.

This is because in the lore of Fèin, demons cannot just be damaged by crosses, but by any objects connected to strong positive memories and emotion.

Like his values about being kind go out of the window the second he sees that smug, sunglassed face and he gets blood-red mad. Gary doesn’t even have to be DOING anything and the second he’s in John’s eye line the “fuck this guy” mode goes on.

And the best part is that Gary doesn’t even get mad back. He’ll fuck with John, sure, but he hardly ever gets visibly aggravated. Meanwhile he’ll say “how’s it going” and John will immediately respond with “LEAVE, GO AWAY, GET OUT-”

I’ve seen them portrayed like this in a bunch of fanart and it’s my favorite interpretation of their dynamic.