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Oh fuck! I’ve gotta tell my chickens i love them!

phew

Vincent: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Elliot: One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet, and when one feels like a duck, one is happy.

Pam: This is an on-fire garbage can. …Could be a nursery.

Farmer: Excuse me, I’m new in town and it gets worse.

Sebastian: You know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.

Sam: My Dad loved us. He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self esteem.

Harvey: I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating Saltines for like 28 years and then I walked right out here.

Haley: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.

Emily: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Alex: Ah…numbers. The letters of math.

Shane: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.

Bonus:

Farmer, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Shane: *grabs the bottle and drinks the whole thing*

They’ve burnt to ashes, faded to grey Returned to the earth, yes it’s meant to be Uncertain flame of hope I found Will you lead me back on the right track?

Tangy is my absolute favorite villager so you know I had to draw her as a spunky tomboy. I can’t get enough of the New Horizons hype, I’m so excited.

which means that the grave in the New Horizons direct is very likely to be Joan's