always an evergreen

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re the camera in the Office whenever other people are being ridiculous

me to me: you stress me out

i am the shyest attention whore ever

I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes of all time.

communication is my biggest turn on. if we can communicate tongue, body, heart— truths & talk through our pain or misunderstanding. enlighten each other but show up no matter what. you can have me for a lifetime.

mmm the most Unrealistic part of spiderman: homecoming was peter parker having his phone’s volume up so high like uhhhh hate to break it to you marvel but no one under the age of 25 has had their phone on anything other than vibrate/silent since 2010