Good Reasons to Freeze to Death

customers the same in all universes

Need some fables AESOP

i love making art

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What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments