rabid k. pomeranians

ITS 2026, THE LAST TIME I DID THIS, IT WAS FUN AND ANNOYING TO WRITE BUT NOW WE HAVE ***MORE*** CHARACTERS 

RULES: this will function as a popularity poll where i Beseech you to cheat to your hearts content- and you can cheat for your favorite by donateing to a charitable cause and sharing that screenshot with me ***WITHOUT YOUR INFORMATION***, I just need to see the dollar amount. The votes will be tallied as normal and Each dollar donated to charity will count as a Extra Vote counted towards the final tally. you can denote wither you would like the vote to count towards the current round or the Next Round. Dont know what charities to donate to? heres a few to start you off! donate to some evil fuck shit and i just ignore you!

Round 1 bracket List:

Bracket 1:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052024291852288/bracket-1-hephaestus-tavros-crocker?source=share

Bracket 2:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052028898361344/bracket-2-violent-j-songbird-sootnose?source=share

Bracket 3:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052032569327616/bracket-3-goat-dad-the-gardener?source=share

Bracket 4:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052036040130560/bracket-4-the-muckrake-jane-crocker?source=share

Bracket 5:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052040549007360/bracket-5-mom-lalonde-spades-slick?source=share

bracket 6:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052043374936064/bracket-6-glbgloyb-roxy-lalonde?source=share

Becket 7:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052046817378304/bracket-7-zoologer-coolscar-dad-bert?source=share

bracket 8:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052050833424384/bracket-8-bec-good-dog-best-friend-aranea?source=share

bracket 9:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052054498213888/bracket-9-porrim-maryam-rufioh-nitram?source=share

bracket 10:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052058311884800/bracket-10-the-treeaboo-lamplady-swansong?source=share

Bracket 11:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052061905420288/bracket-11-quarters-seahorse-dad?source=share

Bracket 12:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052065291239424/bracket-12-mspa-reader-the-bland-highblood?source=share

Bracket 13:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052068960190464/bracket-13-abraxes-rose-lalonde?source=share

Bracket 14:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052073781608448/bracket-14-harry-anderson-egbert-stitch?source=share

Bracket 15:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052076674564096/bracket-15-jake-english-trace?source=share

bracket 16:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052080413753344/bracket-16-echidna-matchsticks?source=share

Becket 17:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052083124387840/bracket-17-john-egbert-crowbar?source=share

bracket 18:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052085786722304/bracket-18-terezi-pyrope-nepeta-leijon?source=share

bracket 19:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052088557010944/bracket-19-marquis-spinneret-mindfang-the-shepherd?source=share

bracket 20:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052091806613504/bracket-20-calliope-clover?source=share

Bracket 21:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052094467883008/bracket-21-eggs-ponce-de-leon?source=share

Bracket 22:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052097197293568/bracket-22-dirk-strider-yiffany-longstocking?source=share

Bracket 23:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052100288462848/bracket-23-equius-zahhak-neophyte-redglare?source=share

Bracket 24:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052103521271808/bracket-24-tavros-nitram-cronus-ampora?source=share

Bracket 25:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052106116530176/bracket-25-aurthor-cetus?source=share

Bracket 26:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052108744163328/bracket-26-mituna-captor-feferi-peixes?source=share

bracket 27:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052111166455808/bracket-27-latula-pyrope-die?source=share

Becket 28:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052114263982080/bracket-28-delfi-dagger-the-grand-highblood?source=share

bracket 29:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052117216657408/bracket-29-hearts-boxcar-cans?source=share

bracket 30:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052120855298048/bracket-30-eridan-ampora-doc-scratch?source=share

bracket 31:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052127104745472/bracket-31-dragon-lusus-aimless-renegade?source=share

Bracket 32:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052130210627584/bracket-32-wayward-vagabond-the-summoner?source=share

Bracket 33:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052134292832256/bracket-33-the-helpsmen-the-imposter?source=share

Bracket 34:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052137150119936/bracket-34-doze-god-cat?source=share

Bracket 35:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052139932008448/bracket-35-itchy-caliborn?source=share

Bracket 36:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052142386774016/bracket-36-kankri-vantas-mother-grub?source=share

bracket 37:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052145956093952/bracket-37-crab-dad-kanaya-maryam?source=share

Becket 38:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052148266123264/bracket-38-bobo-tinnituschakra-andrew-hussie?source=share

bracket 39:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052150922100736/bracket-39-sawbuck-casey?source=share

bracket 40:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052154034339840/bracket-40-peregrine-mendicant-dope-as-fuck-wizard?source=share

bracket 41:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052156854976512/bracket-41-kurloz-makara-nick-cage?source=share

:Bracket 42:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052159901057024/bracket-42-the-rankmaid-typheaus?source=share

Bracket 43:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052162472148992/bracket-43-aradia-megido-biscuits?source=share

Bracket 44:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052165918932992/bracket-44-karkat-vantas-lord-english?source=share

Bracket 45:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052168792997888/bracket-45-hamera-exemplar-danklook?source=share

Bracket 46:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052171200593920/bracket-46-fin-the-mountain?source=share

bracket 47:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052173404651520/bracket-47-fadora-freak-her-imperious?source=share

Becket 48:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052176318693376/bracket-48-lil-hal-auto-responder-meenah-peixes?source=share

bracket 49:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052179297665024/bracket-49-clubs-deuce-spider-mom?source=share

bracket 50:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052182235791360/bracket-50-demera-megido-lil-cal?source=share

Bracket 51:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052185052282880/bracket-51-lylac-of-the-final-applause-shaggy-2?source=share

Bracket 52:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052187968356352/bracket-52-bicyclops-sollux-captor?source=share

Bracket 53;

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052190144102400/bracket-53-orphener-duelscar-ram-lusus?source=share

Bracket 54;

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052192345047040/bracket-54-tinker-bull-horuss-zahhak?source=share

Bracket 55:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052195821158400/bracket-55-snowman-yaldabaoth?source=share

Bracket 56:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052198735118336/bracket-56-the-signless-vriska-serket?source=share

bracket 57

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052201715187712/bracket-57-the-handmaid-the-helmsmen?source=share

Becket 58:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052204785352704/bracket-58-dave-strider-the-con-air-bunny?source=share

bracket 59:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052207241134080/bracket-59-meemaw-vriska-maryam-lalonde?source=share

bracket 60:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052210218074113/bracket-60-nyx-jade-harely?source=share

Bracket 61:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052212762902528/bracket-61-diamonds-droog-the-dolorosa?source=share

bracket 62:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052217205719040/bracket-62-meulin-leijon-executor-darkleer?source=share

Bracket 63:

https://www.tumblr.com/understandableparadox/825052219793719297/bracket-63-auguryaside-bro-strider?source=share

Bracket 64:

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

And GLaDOS interjects like, "You didn't do this. She did all the work!"

I find that interjection fascinating because. Like.

GLaDOS doesn't actually know anything about what happened behind the scenes. She lost track of Chell and Wheatley after Wheatley opened up a wall panel and they bolted off together into the facility's inner workings. She doesn't see them again until Chell falls for her fake door trap, at which point GLaDOS is unpleasantly surprised to discover that Chell's disabled the turrets and neurotoxin in the meantime.

She has no evidentiary foundation to base that accusation on.

This is also before GLaDOS recognizes Wheatley as the Dumbass Core, so it's not based on an assessment of him.

The only explanation it leaves is that it's based on her assessment of Chell. Despite GLaDOS's enmity towards Chell, the one thing she rarely goes after Chell for is her intelligence.

When she does, it's an admission of her high standards for Chell; Like when the fake door trap works and GLaDOS concedes, "I didn't actually think that would work. I already built a much better, smarter trap up ahead for when this one fails." That's a backhanded insult. It's calling her dumb, but in a disappointed way rather than an affirming way.

Chell tests very well. Between the two games, GLaDOS has developed a strong understanding of Chell's aptitude for critical thinking and problem-solving in stressful situations.

Good job on Dirk for embracing those fuckass poofy pants.