Sprinkles

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

kevin day should’ve been an ancient greek tragic heroine and instead he got stuck in a self published 2010s contemporary sports/crime thriller… and he didn’t even get put on the woke team so he doesn’t know about estrogen or bisexuality

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems