Nerd In All Things

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

rural america, rural china, and rural russia all have the exact same energy and acknowledging this is how we will achieve world peace

@uncle-beanbag

Rednecks are worldwide

a few years ago when I lived in rural-ish China farmers would just roll into town in THE most mad max inspired tractors I had ever seen. I snapped a pic and sent it to my redneck dad and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man so jealous

Why is the meat so thick???? why is no one talking about that??? Thick meat 😳😳😳

Dude it’s an entire animal. They’re thick.

When I read “space...the final frontier” there’s a small part of my brain that is that audio of Patrick Stewart saying it but with a ridiculous french accent that makes it “eh-spay-zeh...ze final frahn-tee-aire” while Jonathan Frakes absolutely loses it in the background.

honestly shawngus as a ship being basically a rarepair is so crazy to me because in any other fandom "childhood best friends who match each other perfectly and are so codependent" would be the biggest thing ever

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

until I scrolled down to the bottom I legit thought this was different types of jello molds