The Little Tragedy of Mythologization

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

Daisy + religious imagery goes crazy. She was raised by nuns in the same orphanage as Daredevil and has trauma from it. She gets swayed by the ancient guy who inspired the devil and begs him on her knees to forgive her and take her back. Her boyfriend takes her place and sacrifices himself for the world while holding a crucifix necklace and kills said devil in an episode called Ascension. She then ends up in the City of Angels and meets another devil and when she finds out he punishes sinners she asks him to kill her, but he doesn't and tells her that she's serving penance. She gets betrayed in one of the worst ways possible by one of the people she trusted the most in an episode called The Devil Complex

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

you can talk about the horrible sexualization of female heroes (specially teen ones) on comics and someone will be like "but batman gets drawn shirtless "

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

Cousin to "He would not fucking say that": "He would not fuck like that", for when The Character has been popularly assigned a sexual role in fandom that you know in your heart of hearts would not be their preferred way of having sex

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.