The Little Tragedy of Mythologization

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

fictional character savem e. sabe me fictional charfacter. save me fictional cjatcvter help . save me fictionlj charcter

If you start reading DC comics about characters who aren't the Bats YOU TOO can say relatable sentences like "I really wish DC would do another Blue Devil solo some day, or perhaps a Metal Men run".

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

scott summers when the mission requires no suicide: Wolverine you take the right, Storm you have the skies, me I am going to kill myself