I fight back...beware

I’m glad it happened before I said  “I do” this time.

I’ll find it one day. Thanks, good luck tonight.

We wanted different things. I’m too old to settle for less than I deserve.

I’m okay, Becks, Tessa and I aren’t together anymore but I’m fine.

You doing anything special for the new year?

I’m a champion and a dog mom if that counts.

Relatable. I think my family take the prize for being obnoxious.

Thank you Manny, I wish you the same thing.

Got sick, argued with Becky, argued with dad, broke up with Tessa. It’s not been my year.

Merry Christmas to you too. I’m ready for this year to be over with and kick off the new one.

The fuck are these “are you happy?” questions. Who’s out here trying to be everyone’s fucking therapist? 😂

No one asked if I was happy but I already have a therapist.😂

Hot tubs are so relaxing. I’m usually in mine every night I’m home.

As if I didn’t go to school for any of this and am just pulling this information out of my ass, 

Which is the last place to believe.