wildflower

I’m going to go ahead and hold my tongue because my best friend is American and I don’t want to offend him. Though, I’m pretty sure Aussies and Brits are the same kind, just living in different hemispheres.

No, no. We're way worse.

Like a true non-American, my father, brother, and I spent last night being entirely British and getting piss drunk. Lovely way to celebrate Independence Day, if you ask me.

How Aussie of them as well. I mean, 'm not American, but I can party better than one.

So um… I bought like… a lot of cupcakes to bring to work…then I remembered I worked at a gym so probably not a good idea.. Does anybody want any because I can’t eat them all and I don’t want them to go to waste.

Oh, I would, but I make the cupcakes. I'm sick of them.

Lucy's Slaps

Ohhhh shiiiiit….yeah. It’s all I’ve done lately.

No, no, that's fine. I've been- I've been busy with the bakery and all that.

You’re my favorite, Lu. That’s a really good one.

That one's perfect! Okay, um, why did the mum clam scold her children? They were bein' a lil' shell fish.

So, my mother is mad at me because I made my little brother cry by beating him in Mario Kart eight and I’m pretty sure he’s never going to love me again.

I've never played that.

I think one of the hardest parts of a breakup is finding clothing and other items that belong to your ex and having to decide if you’re going to be brave enough to return those things to them. Then again, what do I know? This is the only breakup I’ve been through in my seventeen years of life, so I’m kind of unsure of what to expect. Can someone who’s a little more experienced tell me what else I’m going to have to face? I’m hoping it doesn’t get worse, because I’m really sick and tired of feeling the way I do right now.

The whole pain thing comes 'nd goes, but ya' learn t'move on.

Ya' should really watch where yer' fuckin' goin' ya' bonobo. Ya gon'na help me up or what?