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LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

We have a frog and a pig

a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

a donkey and a dragon

a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

these two

and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

We have a frog and a pig

a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

a donkey and a dragon

a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

these two

and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie