I Am Not the Prophet Chuck

every time someone’s like “so MEN think they can be SEXIST? what if we EMASCULATED THEM? haha! not so Manly getting pegged or wearing a skirt or being a homosexual or whatever now are you?? girl power!” i want to hit them over the head with like. any book. using misogyny as a weapon against men does not solve misogyny use your fucking brainnnn

like oh so your snappy response to the idea of women being treated as lesser is to imply that being like a woman is humiliating? Did you secure the likes? Did you get the engagement?

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

ibid. him adieu

THIS is the gay agenda

potential arsonist x smores lover is my new favourite ship dynamic

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

i want to own pet shrimp

i can see why. those beasts can be trained to fry rice

I love that Twitch does the stream points thing and that so many streamers have like. Basic self care stuff as their lower tier point redemptions. Like fuck yes I will make my fave stressed artist streamer check their posture and stretch for a full minute. Yes I will make the anxious gamer drink water as many times as I can redeem my points during a stream.