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Women can wear what they want but why would you wear leggings that are your exact skin colour

Changing slides and questions a man made so I don’t have to say blue balls 1 william times (probability lesson)

I’m the house spider catcher and releaser but if I don’t get there fast enough they hoover them up. Those are our friends Hello!!

I couldn’t drink coffee because I already had diarrhoea and in my last lesson I was so sleepy a child said to me thank you miss (for the lesson) and I replied with thank you miss (it was a boy)

I need to apply to jobs (successfully) I’m scared

I am Considering drinking creek water

Too uptight to sleep on a train even though I’m oh so sleepy

I used to like umbridge’s decor and style when i was younger i must admit. I recently had a vision of me having a cat wall but instead of plates it’s my various framed cross stitches, needlepoint, and perhaps other crafted cute cats wall

Passed a building on the train that said hat museum. Wonder what they’ve got going on in there