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Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

good music should beat the shit out of you

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying