a transangelic exodus on four wheels

real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

The eternal whump struggle of making him injured enough to need care but well enough to fuck nasty.

drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

J is (sometimes) used to transliterate yod, because latin happened and pronounced J like Y at the time (Elijah, Joshua, John; Eliyahu, Yehoshua, Yohanan).

Well, there was no J at all, as Indiana Jones fans can tell you. Yod became an I and from there turned into J.

J was originally a variant i for words with two Is next to eachother. In many of the popular scripts of the first millenia ce e and ii looked very similar so to differentiate ii was written ij instead.

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

confiscating cis peoples gender until they can learn to be normal about it. sorry you spent too much time talking about how men and women are 'supposed' to act, you're getting put in nonbinary time out. sit on the naughty step. no gender until dinner time.

i need someone like this plsplsplspls