but you were always gold to me.

what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

i dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying "don't use the popcorn button"

My kink is unloved characters suddenly being loved unconditionally

My kink right now is unloved characters suddenly realizing that they are loved unconditionally.

The game is called Death Trips, and it’s played completely straight until this exact moment.

The scream always takes me out 🤣

physically i'm in july, but mentally i’m still processing february.

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

mob boss who wears a ringpop and when you greet him you have to suck on it