Ur Mom (is in my bed)

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

Even ignoring the current shit (like we haven't watched Europe get increasingly insane about brown refugees over the past few years), the shit Europe is no longer doing still has consequences. Britain isn't ruling Egypt but they still got the artifacts in the museum. France no longer owns Haiti, but they forced Haiti to pay out the nose for international legitimacy, a process that effectively took Haiti 120 years to fully complete, which is why the island is disproportionately poor even compared to other Caribbean islands. You don't just get to leave your shit all over the world, wash your hands and then go "glad we finally evolved past having assholes"

if you discover the right bands in the right order when you're 14 you will form an unshakable belief that will last you a lifetime which is that rock'n'roll is the most important thing in the universe. And it is

imagine how good stranger things would’ve been if they gave lucas any kind of plot line or emotional struggle that centered his feelings

"byler was never in the cards" mike almost killed his girlfriend to a record by the butthole surfers

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!