mad

Ehhhhh @queenmagnesium @annachronismm @maps-on-a-wall

too bad kevin doesn't have tumblr

LET!!!!! THE DUCK!!!!!! SWIM!!!!!

@queenmagnesium

*sitting in keller's classroom and all of a sudden the lights start strobing*

i’m at the airport and i rlly hope someone is looking over my shoulder

im literally screaming right now

i was her speechwriter

when u have no clue what ur doing with ur paper and need to reach the word count

this is like Kylie Jenner’s video when she said 2016 is the year we start realizing things

the only lgbt friendly continent is a frozen tundra that can barely sustain human life

penguins can’t be homophobic it’s scientifically impossible

Admit it, you didn’t expect this gay novel would ruin your life so much. And you don’t regret it at all.

@thoroughlymodernsarah i feel like this sums up it up pretty well

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

Shoulder blades.

NICKS AND SLICK!

I never thought I’d live to see republicans take the side of decomcrats