we diagnose you with a creeping sense of alienation forever. incurable

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

i love characters who lie. i love when a character is established as a capital L Liar and then we as the audience can't take anything they say at face value. i love liars fakers schemers deceivers. characters whose tongues are outright necrotic with the rot of their lies. characters to whom truth is a stranger. i am kissing them on the lips btw it tastes disgusting

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

chuuya is never beating the babygirl allegations

compared to dazai who creates his own babygirl allegations

im a fan of… hugs…… hugging…. being hugged

oh teehee I'm in a silly goofy mood (I am hanging on by a fucking thread)

Staring at myself in the mirror repeating I hate dazai over and over to try and make it come true