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I think that the Hamilton musical is obj ectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

Libraries are sneaky, because once you go in, it's soo easy to get a library card, and once you have one, you can pretty much grab one of everything of all the stuff they have there with no consequence, and take it home. But then once you're home and you've read all the stuff you'll have to go back to the library to return the stuff, and once you're at the library again, you're at the library again, so might as well pop in to see what they got, and then you're hauling half their shit home again, and then you'll need to return to the library to return them, so you're at the library again

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Otis really be walking around ghost balayage platinum 613 hair. Ik when its touch up day the bathroom is a war zone and hes yelling at everyone. Baby throws the bleach in his face and bo just smokes a cig.

i’m always thinking about the burnt waffle in the sinclairs’ toaster cuz i’m dying to know which one of the evil murder brothers likes waffles