relapsed gleek

i need the worlds easiest job and i need it to pay me $100,000 a year

bubble tea should be free as a public service given to girls who are in need of a little treat

sorry ur boyfriend got brainwashed by the patriarchy. yeah he thought that it meant horses run everything. sorry.

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

what the fuck do you mean “overstimulated” I acted like that because I absorbed all the noises and stress and textures from the grocery store because I’m an empath

alice cullen saw the 2008 recession coming and she didn’t say anything about it

no more eloquent victim impact statements. give amber heard a gun

i have got to go missing

winter is awesome because every night somewhere between the hours of 6 and 8 pm you will feel the worst you’ve ever felt in your life

its not my fault the optimal atmospheric conditions are achieved in my room when the heater is on and the window is open. btw who is Electric Bill he sounds cool

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

i was especially not built to be employed

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

i love cheating on exams i love abortion i love autism i love “unhealthy” food i love vaccines and ugly clothes and sex changes amen