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Factually Deficient: Vitamin K
This week on Factually Deficient, my blog for telling human-generated lies, I answer a question from @jackalsworth about vitamins!
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Factually Deficient: Fastest Chair in the West
This week on Factually Deficient, my blog for telling outrageous lies, I answer a question about relative speeds.
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Hello and welcome back for another week of meticulous mendacity here at Factually Deficient! This week, we will answer a question posed by m
wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out
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someone i follow was talking about chicken feet as a food thing and that makes me really curious about how that food tastes! and its a food i cant have for allergy reasons, so this is now an open poll for people to please tell me their favorite "weird" or "gross" (others descriptors, not mine) foods they grew up with, how they taste, and why you do or do not enjoy them!
I'll go first, i used to hate collards because of the texture + bitterness but now that im older and can voluntarily eat them, i like how "meaty" they taste and enjoy them with black eye peas.
We used to have this thing we called Yellow Fish, which is basically Smoked Haddock and apparantly I loved it as a toddler, then HATED it vehemently as a kid and teenager, and now I'm in my thirties and my fondness for it has returned in force and I do not understand why.
There's a lot of ~ultra-processed American~ foods I had in school or growing up that I've mostly moved on from. Uncrustables (peanut butter and grape jelly in a white bread case) were the Safe Lunch in elementary school that I had most days, but for some reason I have since lost my taste for grape jelly. Maybe it's too close to grape flavoring, which I don't like because that's what medicine's flavored with? I like other jellies and other grape products. \o.o/
American cheese was also very inoffensive to me as a kid, then I started moving to more traditional cheeses with my family and disdained the texture and flavor of American; now that I make mac and cheese, I keep American on hand as an emulsifier, but still don't like it as a flavor/texture by itself. Too rubbery.
On the flip side, I used to make fun of my mom for dipping her french fries in milkshakes, because why would you combine savory and sweet, that's Wrong. I have now come around to the warm/cold salty/sweet contrast. When I got homesick visiting @shardreach I made her take me to an overpriced American-fast-food style place, including dipping my french fries in a shake.
Peanut butter is amazing. It's nutty and filling and sticky in a good way. I am currently out of my typical breakfasts so I have been eating spoonfuls of peanut butter. Don't tell my wife. I will allow that people who didn't grow up with peanut butter can find it offputting (including the best of snacks, ants on a log/peanut butter + celery + raisins), but I will sideeye anyone who writes off peanut butter but likes peanut sauces (and vice versa).
Technically no one has told me this one is gross, but I like a lot of my vegetables very plain. My family's salsa/pico de gallo is just bell pepper, tomato, and hot peppers, no onion/cilantro. My ideal salad is plain lettuce and tomato (though I have been introduced to the strawberry spinach salad which is also good). Vegetables are tasty. Dressings get in the way of the vegetable.
two foods that I refused to touch as a child but have enjoyed in adulthood (oops! they're all fish!):
gefilte fish: it is spongy and damp and sweet and thick. it tastes like fish that is also a cake, or possibly what cake would taste like if cake was made out of fish. in a good way. a slice of sweet gefilte fish is an excellent first course
herring: pickled herring is slimy and tangy and a tiny bit sweet, like if sweet pickles tasted better and were also made out of fish. or like pickled salmon if it weren't salmon and also lived in a jar. very strong so i like it in small, infrequent quantities
Factually Deficient: Principles of Uncertainty
This week on Factually Deficient, my blog for telling absolute lies, I answer a question about the velocity of @tohrinha, who was asking the question.
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Hello and welcome back for another week of madcap mendacity and wonderful whoppers here at Factually Deficient! This week, we will answer a
Factually Deficient: Interrogation Location
This week on Factually Deficient, my blog for answering questions with outright lies, I answer a question about the location of @tohrinha, the person asking the question!
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Hello and welcome back to another week of insupportable claims and flagrantly false assertions here at Factually Deficient! This week, we wi
Lies About Books: Once, Again, Always
Each month, my blog for public dishonesty, Factually Deficient, presents Lies About Books, in which I give an entirely inaccurate review of a book I read that month.
May's review is of Once, Again, Always by @mightbewriting.
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Hello and welcome to another week of calumnies and lies here at Factually Deficient! At the end of each month, we are pleased to present Lie
Some ducks I’ve been seeing recently!
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oh! Also I should take this opportunity to air my crack theory about Night Watch, to wit: Ned Coates is a time-traveling grown-up Young Sam.
My evidence:
Ned is the only other Watchman who is new to the squad, and new to Ankh-Morpork.
He is supposedly the only person who knew the real John Keel, but he never calls Sam out for it. If there ever was a real Ned Coates, and he really knew John Keel, we only have Ned’s word for it.
When he and Sam spar, he fights just as dirty as Sam does, and claims John Keel taught him the tricks Sam uses himself.
He’s protective of Vimesy, moreso than other Watchmen though he’s known them all for the same length of time.
He is clearly up to SOMETHING; Sam thinks he’s one of the real revolutionaries plotting to overthrow Winder, but none of the other revolutionaries interact with him or seem to know him that I can recall.
When Sam admits he’s a time traveler, he’s unfazed; his question “From how far back?” would make perfect sense as “from how far back in my timeline, where you are my dad?”
He supposedly dies in the last fight, but Sam doesn’t see it, and Sam supposedly died in that fight too.
Lu-Tze is 100% good enough to have two time-travelers operating at the same time without breaking the timeline; he does, however, worry about the unusual strain he’s creating.
So, let’s say an adult Young Sam has a time-travel accident. Possibly after some sort of major falling-out with his dad, one that’s got him still pissed off at him. And now he’s stuck in a vastly more shitty version of the city he grew up in, and the versions of his dad he has met so far are a) a dumb kid and b) kind of a dick. He is not having a great time. He really, really wants to go home, but first he has a revolution to see through.
Viewed that way, Ned Coates makes a lot of sense.
For this year’s Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May, I give you:
the very story described here, from the point of view of Young Sam!Ned Coates
oh! Also I should take this opportunity to air my crack theory about Night Watch, to wit: Ned Coates is a time-traveling grown-up Young Sam.
My evidence:
Ned is the only other Watchman who is new to the squad, and new to Ankh-Morpork.
He is supposedly the only person who knew the real John Keel, but he never calls Sam out for it. If there ever was a real Ned Coates, and he really knew John Keel, we only have Ned’s word for it.
When he and Sam spar, he fights just as dirty as Sam does, and claims John Keel taught him the tricks Sam uses himself.
He’s protective of Vimesy, moreso than other Watchmen though he’s known them all for the same length of time.
He is clearly up to SOMETHING; Sam thinks he’s one of the real revolutionaries plotting to overthrow Winder, but none of the other revolutionaries interact with him or seem to know him that I can recall.
When Sam admits he’s a time traveler, he’s unfazed; his question “From how far back?” would make perfect sense as “from how far back in my timeline, where you are my dad?”
He supposedly dies in the last fight, but Sam doesn’t see it, and Sam supposedly died in that fight too.
Lu-Tze is 100% good enough to have two time-travelers operating at the same time without breaking the timeline; he does, however, worry about the unusual strain he’s creating.
So, let’s say an adult Young Sam has a time-travel accident. Possibly after some sort of major falling-out with his dad, one that’s got him still pissed off at him. And now he’s stuck in a vastly more shitty version of the city he grew up in, and the versions of his dad he has met so far are a) a dumb kid and b) kind of a dick. He is not having a great time. He really, really wants to go home, but first he has a revolution to see through.
Viewed that way, Ned Coates makes a lot of sense.
reblogging for the Glorious 25th, once again.
Happy Glorious 25th of May!
To celebrate, please enjoy my take on Night Watch from the point of view of time-travelling Young Sam
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Factually Deficient: Makeup Test
This week on Factually Deficient, my blog for telling impertinent lies, I answer a question about makeup tests!
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Hello and welcome back for another week of delightful deception here at Factually Deficient! This week, we will answer a follow-up question
Factually Deficient: Long Weekend
This week on Factually Deficient, my blog for telling outrageous fibs, I answer a question about the long weekend in May!
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Hello and welcome back for another week of lovable lies and fabulous falsehoods here at Factually Deficient! This week, we will answer a que
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Factually Deficient: The Intestine Question
This week on FactuallyDeficient, my blog for telling blatant untruths, I answer a question from @whispersosoftly about intestines!
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Hello and welcome back to another week of ludicrous lies here at Factually Deficient! This week, we will answer a question posed by the wins
i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.
take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:
what's your JND?
.00030-.00099
.0010-.0017
.0017-.0024
.0024-.0031
.0031-.0038
.0038-.0045
.0045-.0052
.0052-.0059
.0059-.0066
.0066-.0073
.0073-.0080
.0080 or greater
it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)
i'd love if you could reblog for reach
