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ya fuckin space slice

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

I mean at that point I think you’re family regardless.

me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

im so tired of the argument being “what’s next? a feasible combination of human conditions other than straight white cis able-bodied dude? that can’t possibly happen!”

I come back from my hiatus and this has 77k notes. What the fuck.

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

Paranoia Agent (2004) dir. Satoshi Kon

oh my GODDDD

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op

Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.

This is so disrespectful. It should be illegal.

Disgusting.

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

I have so much love in my heart for troye sivan and his music