PYRO / PYRE *

SO LISTEN  –  john seed, right ?  major dingus, like the less-handsome, less-cool version of me.  i was thinkin’ we go into his plane garage and draw a bunch o’ dicks on the bottom of the wings.  see, it’s smart because he won’t see it at first, but when he flies around in his little dinky jay-jay the jet plane, everyone else will.  oh man, then we can laugh at him !!

but in all honesty @ ubisoft what the fuck do i do with this

how dare you assume i’ve had a coherent thought a day in my life

ol’ jake & bake didn’t seem to like my pitch for the hope county furry alliance, and his music taste kinda sucks super bad so.  NO. 

thanks for taking the time to send this in!  glad i could have entertained you with this character  ;^;  hope you stick around !!

      “ How many deputies we got now ?  Preferably that haven’t taken me in with cuffs on.  Pratt ain’t my type.  Uh, guess I’d take Hudson out for drinks, but I don’t get the feeling she’d care much.  Law enforcement and me tend not to mesh well, if you get what I’m sayin’.  It’s always the ROOKIES that ever give me the time of day.  Shit, wouldn’t want to butcher that, right?  I’m more of a disco and dine type of guy.  A gentleman, if you will. ”