Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural {Sentence Starters}
“You look like an idiot!”
“I wasn’t fat-shaming Bigfoot!”
“Knock me down with a feather!”
“I just got startled by a disco ball…”
“How.. how do you go that wrong?”
“You wanna lie on the pentagram?”
“Oh my god, you have a death wish!”
“Hey there, demons, its me… ya boy.”
“That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.”
“I think I’m gonna buy you a punch in the face.”
“She doesn’t seem like a very intelligent ghost.”
“Yeah, I got the chills even just thinking about it.”
“How about I open the door and you walk in first?”
“Well, if its any consolation, you look like an idiot.”
“Like pretty much everywhere we go, its old and gross.”
“And the worst part is, I don’t even have my holy water!”
“Can I use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with?”
“I’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now.”
“That’s concerning… that there’s that tiny margin of error.”
“If I see people taller than me, I get concerned about them.”
“I’m saying just ‘cause something’s old, doesn’t mean its bad.”
“Do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we’re at?”
“You’re not gonna believe me if I tell you, so why even tell you?”
“And, as you can see, this is the place where nightmares are made.”
“I ask myself that a lot, too. I don’t understand why I do these things.”
“Oh, he’ll pick you up, alright. He’ll pick you up and crack you in two.”
“I never said I wanted to murder you! This is a hypothetical situation!”
“He said that, but I agree with it. He meant it more, though, so hit him!”
“If you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that.”
“No, I can’t imagine that. I’d never want to imagine that. Are YOU imagining that?”
“Why don’t you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little? What are you, a wussy?”
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