𝑪𝒉𝒐𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒑!

What is it you see in them? All they’ve done is destroy us, bit by bit. Why do you still fight for them? 

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( feel free to change pronouns )

“What’d the doctor say?”

“By the way you look unbelievably beautiful tonight. You’re practically glowing.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“If we’re still alive tomorrow morning, I want you to find another line of work.”

“I’m sick.”

“We ARE poor. But we’re happy.”

“This is the tree! Come on over.”

“You’re not supposed to be here.”

“May I ask what you do for a living?”

“In summation, I think you just gotta not do it, man. That’s all.”

“I understand what you’re saying and your comments are valuable. But I’m gonna ignore your advice.”

“Are you cussing with me?”

“Flip it sideways. Don’t try and be a Superman here.”

“Do you think I’m an athlete?”

“Who am I, ____?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, but it sounds illegal.”

“There’s a lot of attitudes going around here. Don’t let me get one.”

“Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I’ll just, uh, I’ll crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears.”

“Oh, you’re gonna pout about it?  Because I’ve had it up to here with the sad house-guest routine!”

“This is actually kind of a big deal, so don’t just say ‘okay’.”

“Are you listening to me? Because I look into your eyes and I can’t tell if you’re getting any of this.”

“Are you a bully? You’re starting to sound like a bully.”

“You’re disloyal.”

“You’re improving. Let’s put it like that.”

“Here put this bandit hat on.”

“Oh I’m as careful as a- Whoa whoa whoa!!”

“Whoa. I didn’t see you sitting in the dark over there.”

“If what I think is happening is happening…It better not be.”

“May I have a word with you privately?”

“I’m gonna lose my temper now.”

“I’m gonna just put dirt in my ears. That’s better. I can’t hear you now, but keep talking.”

“I just want to see a little sunshine.”

“I’m sick of your back-talk! We have rights!”

“Don’t do that.”

“I can fight my own fights”

“I know what it feels like to feel…different.

You wrote a bad song, ___!”

“We took everything!”

“They took everything?”

“They say you’re a natural. True or false? Answer the question.”

“We look good.”

“I love you too, but I shouldn’t have married you.”

“Could I have a glass of water?”

“They got the boy.”

“You’re still as fine looking as creme brulee.”

“He went bananas.”

“Will you join me?”

“What the cuss is he burning?”

“I think he eats soap.”

“Yeah, I’m just gonna chop this thing right off.”

“I weigh less than a slice of bread.”

“Don’t turn around.”

“I think we’re both glowing.”

𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

“ I could show you the way. “ “ It’s a whole lot easier if you do it like this. “ “ What’s that smug look for? You think you can do any better? “ “ Quick this way, before they see you. “ “ Did you mean to have that stuck to your head? “ “ Hey, you—yeah you. Can you help me out? “ “ This must be some sort of misunderstanding. “ “ You have the most beautiful eyes, I’ve ever seen. “ “ You look a little lonely. “ “ Whoa, did you see that? “ “ Could you watch where you’re going next time… asshole. “ “ You remind me of someone I know. “ “ Do you usually pester random strangers? “ “ Before this night is over, I needed to tell you something. “ “ What if I never see you again? “ “ Let me buy you another drink. “ “ I’ve killed people for less. “ “ Watch your step, you almost ruined the entire thing. “ “ You look like you’ve seen a ghost, is everything okay? “ “ Quit looking at me with that ugly mug. “

𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

sentence starters from assorted Rammstein lyrics, taken from the translations on the sites Herzeleid and RammsteinWorld. Wording has been altered in some places to better suit RP purposes. Alter pronouns, wording, etc as you see fit for your muse. Content warnings for mentions of: religion, death, se.x.

“God knows I don’t want to be an angel.”

“Only once the clouds have gone to sleep can you see us in the sky. We are afraid and alone.”

“What are you but an animal?”

“Straw becomes gold and gold becomes stone.”

“The Lord takes; the Lord gives.”

“You have asked me and I have said nothing.”

“I don’t care about your face; bend over.”

“Oh, that was so long ago.”

“Premonition sleeps like a volcano.”

“The water shall be your mirror; only when it is smooth will you see how much fairy tale is left for you, and you will plead for salvation.”

“Am I more honest? Bite off my tongue. Am I richer? Then take everything from me.”

“Jealousy is brewing.”

“Se.x is a battle, love is war.”

“The truth is like a thunderstorm– it comes to you, you can hear it. To reveal it is oh so bitter; it comes to you to destroy.”

“There will be no mercy; run, run for your lives!”

“No angel is coming to avenge you.”

“The fire purifies the soul and what remains is a mouthful of ashes.”

“I will rise from the dead and you will plead for mercy.”

“Come in my boat; a storm is rising and it is becoming night.”

“You have tears in your face.”

“At the end I am left alone, time stands still and I am cold.”

“Insanity is only a narrow bridge. The banks are reason and desire.”

“Out of the seed and into nothingness, everyone knows what remains at the end.”

“There, by the bells sleeps a stone and I alone can read it.”

“Save each other from heartache for the time that you are together is short.”

“Even if you are united by many years, one day they will seem like minutes to you.”

“No birds are singing anymore.”

“My burning heart wants to love and condemn you.”

“I hear what I do not see.”

“Those songs were forbidden, so dangerous those foreign notes.”

“Show yourself! Give up hiding.”

“No angel nor god manifests Himself while we despair.”

“I like to please everyone.”

“I remember it like it was yesterday. I was so young, felt embarrassed, but I’ve never regretted it.”

“I take my destiny in my own hands.”

“Birds of a feather flock together, man against man.”

“Deep wells must be dug if you want clear water.”

“Where are you? I don’t want to be so alone!”

“Don’t die before I do.”

“Your love I can’t dismiss.”

“I only wait for you.”

“Sometimes love seems so far.”

“I want to tend to my things and reduce the rest to rubble.”

“I would like to destroy something, but only if it doesn’t belong to me.”

“Fire and water don’t come together, can’t be bound, aren’t related.”

“Whenever you can’t sleep, may you be treated to a song.”

“Every time that I’m alone, I’m pulled to the fire.”

“Even on the waves there is fighting.”

“I’m bleeding heavily and feeling sick.”

“We are a little songless, yet we’re not toneless”

“You’ll never get rid of us.”

“Tell me I’m not alone.”

“I’m going to go into the fir trees there where I last saw her.”

“Without you I count the hours. With you the seconds stand still. They aren’t worth it.”

“Now, dear children, pay attention.”

“I have brought you something, ripped it from my chest.”

“They come to you in the night: demons, ghosts, black fairies. They creep out of the cellar shaft and look under your bed.”

“Your happiness is not my happiness– it is my misery.”

“No sun shines for me.”

“Can a heart be made of stone?”

“ They want my heart on the right spot, but then I look below and it beats left there.”

“I see marvelous things that were not apparent to me before.”

“I want you to trust me. I want you to believe me.”

“Do you see me? Do you understand me? Do you feel me? Do you hear me?”

“The last kiss was so long ago.”

“When there’s dancing I want to lead.”

“Let yourselves be controlled a little; I’ll show you how it really goes.”

“We are victims of a cruel trick.”

“For his death maybe God will reward him.”

starters  /  prompts taken from hieu minh nguyen’s work ,  not here .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary .

  ❛  it seems important to mention all the things that went wrong  ❜

  ❛  don’t ask if i’m a ghost  ❜

  ❛  i fled and did not return  ❜

  ❛  i cannot love you  ,  if i love you  ,  i will die  ❜

  ❛  for years i chose death  ❜

  ❛  i belong to my mother’s fear  ❜

  ❛  what do you do with tenderness when all you expect is fury ?  ❜

  ❛  he looks like he will keep you safe  ❜

  ❛  any love i find will be treason  ❜

  ❛  why did you bring me here ?  ❜

  ❛  i count the hornets that escape their mouths  ❜

  ❛  i only ask for your laughter  ❜

  ❛  look at me in the old way in this new light  ❜

  ❛  sometimes i wake up and my body does not follow  ❜

  ❛  it wasn’t the same without you  ❜

  ❛  i’m still trying to figure out what it means to stay  ❜

  ❛  it’s all very predictable  ❜

  ❛  how can i love something that isn’t ruined ?  ❜

  ❛  like all agony  ,  there are pleasant moments  ❜

  ❛  i want to be better at lying  ❜

  ❛  i’m afraid if i say it out loud i will cast a curse  ❜

  ❛  some men don’t know they’re hungry until they eat  ❜

  ❛  some spells take years to cast  ❜

  ❛  there are rules you have to follow if you want to survive  ❜

  ❛  i know you’re not supposed to smile back  ❜

  ❛  madness  ,  too  ,  can be cumulative  ❜

  ❛  trying to forget is not the same as leaving  ❜

  ❛  i really should get a sense of humor  ❜

  ❛  i understand no one  ❜

  ❛  i cannot stop him from disappearing  ❜

  ❛  her body was a dress i hung for motivation  ❜

  ❛  you were once and perhaps continue to be the myth you tell to scare yourself  ❜

  ❛  there are countless ways to justify company  ❜

  ❛  you are predictable in your longing  ❜

  ❛  i don’t want to explain a thing  ❜

  ❛  i knew if i just asked him to leave he would have  ❜

  ❛  there are countless ways to open a carcass  ❜

  ❛  all i’ve ever wanted to be was useful  ❜

  ❛  there’s still time to be saved  ❜

  ❛  shut up  ;  i know the story  ,  or at least the lesson  ❜

  ❛  you wont find it  ;  you won’t find whatever you’re looking for  ❜

  ❛  i could get away with being clumsy with knives  ❜

  ❛  i want to study the mechanics of leaving  ❜

  ❛  any adjective can be true if you cry hard enough  ❜

  ❛  i see little futures in the distance but none belong  ❜

  ❛  i am beginning to forget what i expect from the world i always knew  ❜

  ❛  you can’t think of regret as a town you move too when grief snores too loud  ❜

  ❛  in death we belong to everyone  ❜

  ❛  i want to return to my old body  ❜

❛ Okay. You get to leave now. ❜

❛ And he is my friend, and nothing you or anyone else can say will make me turn on a friend! ❜

❛ I have no memory of doing any of these things. ❜

❛ Okay, so you’ve been having nightmares. ❜

❛ I’m telling you the truth. ❜

❛ No. I don’t believe you. ❜

❛ I know you don’t. Even after what you saw, you won’t let yourself. Which is why you’ll lose. ❜

❛ Oh, that’s right. You have to be invited in, don’t you? ❜

❛ So, you’re seeing someone? How come I haven’t met him? ❜

❛ 'Cause I’m ashamed of you, not to mention how you’d embarrass me by giving him the third degree. ❜

❛ Okay. Are my girls ready to party? ❜

❛ What are you, her boyfriend? ❜

❛ No, I’m family. ❜

❛ I don’t think I’ve ever realised just how disgusting that was. ❜

❛ I really don’t like it when people shoot me. ❜

❛ Hi! You having fun? ❜

❛ Here’s the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us. ❜

❛ Just.. put down the very sharp knife… ❜

❛ Pretend to read any good books lately? ❜

❛ I thought you went home. ❜

❛ I’ve been around death before. A lot. I’ve lost people, I’ve killed people. ❜

❛ It shouldn’t have happened. I shouldn’t have let it happen. ❜

❛ It wasn’t your fault. It hurts. ❜

❛ Pay attention! ❜

❛ I don’t know your birthday. ❜

❛ I could show you – things you’ve never seen. ❜

❛ Maybe we can make a break for it. ❜

❛ I don’t believe this! ❜

❛ I used to be, uh, a long time ago. I hurt a lot of people. ❜

❛ Still, don’t you think after all this time you deserve some happiness? ❜

❛ We won’t have to be lonely, either one of us, ever again. ❜

❛ You’re wrong. You don’t know what it is you’re asking me to do. ❜

❛ Of course I know. I’m not a fool. There is a price. I understand that. ❜

❛ You couldn’t possibly understand. ❜

❛ I wasn’t afraid, was I? ❜

❛ You’re supposed to help people. Help me. ❜

❛ What did you do to me? ❜

❛ Oh god. I’m so sorry. ❜

❛ I just wanted us both to be happy. ❜

❛ You’re just trying to scare me. ❜

❛ This isn’t you. ❜

❛ Stop it. ❜

❛ I’m way too big of a person to let something so petty get in the way of our friendship. ❜

❛ I thought she was in a coma. ❜

❛ What is this? Have you met someone else? ❜

❛ No! Get away from me! ❜

❛ I know the real you. But even if you kill me there is just one thing I want you to remember. ❜

❛ What’s that love? ❜

❛ You should talk. I guess I’ll have to try a little harder huh? ❜

❛ I’m evil! I’m bad! I’m evil! Do you hear me? I’m bad! ❜

❛ I’m bad. Do you hear me? I’m bad! I’m bad! ❜

❛ I’m bad. Please, please, just do it. ❜

❛ ____ please, just do it. Just do it. Just kill me. Just kill me. ❜

❛ Shh. It’s all right. It’s okay. I’m here. I’m right here. Shh. ❜

❛ You should be resting. ❜

❛ I’ve been asleep for eight months. You rest. ❜

❛ Where are you gonna go? Back out into that darkness? ❜

❛ I once told you that you didn’t have to go out in that darkness. Remember? That it was your choice. ❜

❛ Are you saying I got to apologize? ❜

❛ I don’t know. How do you say, “Gee, really sorry that I tortured you nearly to death”? ❜

❛ Don’t let the picture fool you. She is tougher than she looks. ❜

❛ And in case you’ve forgotten, you’re a little bit stronger than I am. ❜

❛ She tried to kill you! ❜

❛ That was just…that was just a cry for help. ❜

❛ You can’t possibly know what she’s going through! ❜

❛ But of course you do. I’m sorry. I can’t be in your club. I’ve never murdered anybody. ❜

❛ This wasn’t about you. This was about saving somebody’s soul. That’s what I do here and you’re not a part of it. ❜

❛ I came here because you were in danger. ❜

❛ I’m in danger every day. ❜

❛ You were looking for vengeance. ❜

❛ I have someone in my life now, that I love. ❜

❛ It’s very new. You know what makes it new? I trust him, I know him. ❜

❛ That’s great, it’s nice you moved on; I can’t. ❜

❛ You found someone new; I’m not allowed to, remember? ❜

❛ I see you again, it cuts me up inside, and the person I share that with is me. ❜

❛ You don’t know me anymore, so don’t come down here with your great new life and expect me to do things your way. ❜

❛ Go home. ❜

❛ I hope she’s strong enough to make it… ❜

❛ You understand why I did it? ❜

❛ Why have I not seen you? Where the hell have you been? ❜

❛ Did I offend you? Sorry. ❜

❛ I heard you the first time. ❜

❛ Where’s your sense of wonder? ❜

❛ My dear brother, at times you make me wonder whose side you’re on. ❜

❛ You know how much I love my family. ❜

❛ Do you understand? ❜

❛ None of us knew if we were gonna go back home again. ❜

❛ You’re too hard on yourself. You always have been. ❜

❛ Trust me, that’s not the worst thing. ❜

❛ Tell me we’re not speaking of this. ❜

❛ Why do you read so much? ❜

❛ Look at me and tell me what you see. ❜

❛ Does loyalty mean nothing to you? ❜

❛ Keep away from me! ❜

❛ Are you afraid? ❜

❛ What are you doing here? ❜

❛ I’ve done nothing. ❜

❛ I tried to stop it. ❜

❛ I don’t like threats. ❜

❛ I understand the way this game is played. ❜

❛ Get out! ❜

❛ Power is a curious thing. ❜

❛ You may survive us yet. ❜

❛ Can that truly be you? ❜

❛ I thought we were friends. ❜

❛ Yes. I heard how happy you were. ❜

❛ Why does everyone assume I want something? ❜

❛ You’re an honorable man, a just man. ❜

❛ Tell us the truth. No harm will come to you. ❜

❛ Please don’t make me say anymore. ❜

❛ We would never betray your confidence, I swear it. ❜

❛ Ah. That’s a pity. ❜

❛ I have no doubt you will prove equal to this challenge. ❜

❛ You have two days to decide. ❜

❛ What if I never want you to? ❜

❛ Does that amuse you? ❜

❛ You know nothing. ❜

❛ You know I didn’t have a choice. ❜

❛ You always knew who I was, what I am. ❜

❛ I have to go home now. ❜

❛ I know you won’t hurt me. ❜

❛ I do know some things. ❜

’ i look like my mother and she looked like the enemy. ‘

’ i’ve never been welcomed here. ‘

‘ keep a pencil in your hand. or else someone will put a rifle in it instead. ‘

‘ i spent years thinking i’d find a way out. ‘

‘ i’m old enough to know the only way out, is through. ‘

‘ well, i need someone to take the fall for my petty crimes, that’s all. ‘

‘ we learned some good life lessons back then. ‘

‘ one: don’t cry in public. ‘

‘ she/he/they isn’t like you. no one is. ‘

‘ you’re the one of us who believes in a higher power. ‘

‘ when i get the nerves the night before i like to have a good tumble with a stranger. ‘

‘ you don’t seem like the type to do what they should. ‘

‘ well, turns out they do need me, so. ‘

‘ you’re a terrible shot. ‘

‘ when i was young, i had nightmares about it. ‘

‘ if it goes wrong, come back. you’ve lost enough already. ‘

‘ i’ll find my way back to you, promise. ‘ 

‘ don’t you want to know if you’re grisha? ‘

‘ if i can’t crack this, none of us are going anywhere. ‘

‘ maybe i won’t be here when you get back. ‘

‘ what are you? ‘

‘ that’s why i’m here, isn’t it? ‘

‘ they’re all gone. it’s my fault. ‘

‘ is it true? can you summon light? ‘

‘ when they realize their mistake, what do you think they’ll do to her/him/them? ‘

‘ i know her/him/them better than anyone does. ‘ 

‘ i don’t know where this letter will find you. but you must’nt worry about me. ‘

‘ i am perfectly capable of washing myself. ‘

‘ don’t change my eyes. ‘

‘ i’m almost as rare as you. ‘

‘ sentimental. we’ll work on that too. ‘

‘ i can’t go in front of the king, i need more time. ‘

‘ know that when i told you about true north, i was talking about you. ‘

‘ black is his color. not mine. ‘

‘ tell me, are you so anxious to be like everyone else? ‘

‘ it would be nice to know what the feels like, someday. ‘

‘ time for a heist. ‘ 

‘ you managed to win us over, didn’t you? ‘

‘ training is good. well, i think it’s going well. ‘ 

‘ where you are doesn’t matter nearly as much as who you’re with. ‘ 

‘ when there’s something you want, better to act without thinking than think without acting. ‘ 

‘ i’ve always wanted to travel the world. ‘

 ‘ i like seeing you this way, i want you to be careful. ‘ 

‘ you never compliment anyone to their face. ‘ 

‘ aren’t you supposed to be scouting our way out? ‘ 

‘ what do you think i’m doing? ‘ 

‘ i think you’re flirting with that stable hand. ‘ 

‘ tell me, what makes one carriage faster than the other? ‘ 

‘ the right answer is their is no right answer. ‘ 

‘ it’s the horse that makes the difference. ‘ 

‘ no human being should be as proud as you are right now. ‘ 

‘ you think that’s what it is? just a trick? ‘ 

‘ you don’t want to keep it in your pocket for too long. ‘ 

‘ i’m sorry that it took me this long to see you. ‘ 

‘ i prefer to travel alone. ‘ 

‘ i’m afraid we can’t let that happen. ‘ 

‘ you stick with us, everybody gets what they want. ‘ 

‘ i’m not being anyone’s captive ever again. ‘ 

‘ it was my power keeping you warm. ‘ 

‘ you won’t get far out here without it. ‘ 

‘ if i wanted you dead, i would have slowed your heart instead of speeding it up. ‘ 

‘ you intend to kill me! ‘

‘ why would you save me? ‘ 

‘ so there is a brain inside all that muscle. ‘ 

‘ you used to call on me, on times like this. ‘ 

‘ when your table was messy and your bed was neat. ‘ 

‘ i am a witch hunter and you are a witch. ‘ 

‘ you made him afraid. now he wants you to fear him. ‘ 

‘ you’re the one who taught me how to kill, mother/father. ‘ 

‘ i taught you so you could protect yourself. ‘ 

‘ we need to teach them how to fight. ‘ 

‘ i forbid it. now, do you hear me? ‘ 

‘ it’s dangerous to go looking for the dead. ‘

‘ what you see may haunt you for the rest of your days. ‘ 

‘ maybe. just maybe. greed is a poor motivator. ‘ 

‘ true wealth is the friends you make along the way. ‘ 

‘ i should just tear this down now. ‘ 

‘ i will go north in the night. ‘ 

‘ no. this can’t be it. i’m not done tormenting you. ‘ 

‘ i will keep you warm. ‘ 

‘ i can’t wait to introduce you to my truest love. ‘ 

‘ when i got older, i learned that darkness is a place and it’s full of monsters. ‘ 

‘  they aren’t the monsters. they’re just boys/girls. ‘

‘  we can’t hide forever. we can run together. ‘

‘  no businessman worth his salt bargains for what he can take. ‘ 

‘  our enemies are threatened by your mere existence. ‘ 

‘  never make decisions out of fear, only out of spite. ‘ 

‘  well greed always worked for me. ‘ 

‘  the bone road ebbs and and the bone road flows. ‘

‘  handsome decoy is also not a [NAME’S] talent. ‘ 

‘  i’d rather starve than be a traitor. ‘ 

‘ needing anyone is weak. ‘ 

‘ you and i are going to change the world. ‘ 

‘ so, who actually saw what happened? ‘ 

‘  it came from everywhere, because you called upon it to come. ‘

‘ i have been waiting a long time for you. ‘ 

‘ there are no others like us and there never will be. ‘ 

‘ not many people surprise me. ‘ 

‘ fine. make me your villain. ‘ 

‘  they are traitors who tried to kill you. this is retribution. ‘ 

‘  i’ve survived for centuries. did you really think you could kill me. ‘

‘ you are quite valuable, you know. ‘ 

‘ the deal is the deal. ‘ 

‘ i’m just trying to keep warm. you should join me. ‘ 

‘ i’ve been warned off the job. ‘ 

‘ i know that look. he’s a man consumed with vengeance. ‘ 

‘ please tell me you have a plan. ‘ 

‘ i’m not against the occasional light roleplay. ‘ 

‘ i’d miss me too. i’m fantastic. ‘

‘ no one is ever going to believe i’m that old. ‘

‘ why does this concern me? ‘ 

‘ well of course certain death pays a million. ‘ 

this was made using dialogue from the first six movies.   trigger warning for mentions of violence, murder, animal death, gore, drug usage, incest , ableist and misogynistic language, nsfw themes, and everyone just generally being assholes.   feel free to edit these as you please.

 “ i heard you, but it don’t mean much. ”

 “ a dog will hunt. ”

 “ you’re so dead you don’t even know it. ”

 “ what kinda sick shit is this? ”

 “ oh, you just hush. ”

 “ i promise you, you and i are gonna have some fun. ”

 “ what if i were to turn you loose, what would you give me? ”

 “ don’t call me darling, dammit. ”

 “ no, please! no! ”

 “ that was for your own good. ”

 “ do you think all i wanna do is kill you? ”

 “ back up, pig fucker! ”

 “ i’m starting to think you like wasting my time. ”

 “ if that’s what you want, it’s up to you. ”

 “ i wonder whose tongue this is? ”

 “ what are you doing to yourself? ”

 “ today i’m gonna use my tongue in ways the lord never intended. ”

 “ you’re just trying to scare me into leaving. ”

 “ they take the head and they boil it, except for the tongue. ”

 “ how mad at me are you? ”

 “ you don’t need to be walking these roads alone at night. you should get in. ”

 “ stop, you’re scaring me. ”

 “ no talking until after i say grace, asshole. ”

 “ i’m gonna ask you nicely one more time. ”

 “ yeah, you gotta watch it getting into cars with strangers these days. ”

 “ people shouldn’t kill animals for food. ”

 “ you have to get out of here. ”

 “ oh my god, i’m way too stoned for this. ”

 “ it’s easier to resist at the beginning than the end. ”

 “ man, it’s hot in here. ”

 “ please stop your damn bellyaching. ”

 “ i smell bullshit. ”

 “ you’re gonna get killed doing that. ”

 “ you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. ”

 “ i think you’re chasing the wrong tail, buddy. ”

 “ i’ve got a perfect willingness to die. ”

“ you stay away from me, you fucking animal! ”

 “ there’s more work to be done, lets get it over with. ”

 “ you know why i’m here. ”

 “ get your sweet little ass back in the dirt until i say otherwise. ”

 “ look at me, i’m not a dope smuggler. ”

 “ you can’t get cancer from not having sex. ”

 “ i hate when this happens. ”

 “ guess i’m falling apart on you, honey. ”

 “ do you fuck all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive? ”

 “ that was beautiful form. ”

 “ son of a bitch smells just like a slaughterhouse. ”

 “ the only thing you’re gonna catch in this water is disease. ”

 “ oh, he’s weird looking. ”

 “ what’re the chances of a brainless bitch like you knowing how to use that thing, huh? ”

 “ hey, what the shit? ”

“ it’s too much, i’m gonna be sick. ”

 “ where you headed, man? ”

 “ are you ashamed of your country? ”

 “ what are you afraid of, that they might try to fuck you? ”

 “ hell’s exactly what they raised. ”

 “ there’s roadkill all over texas. ” 

 “ fine, i lied, but it’s not my fault they were stupid enough to believe it. ”

 “ i guess that’s what brains look like. kind of like lasagna. ”

 “ keep your voice down. ”  

 “ what you do is your own business. ”

 “ boy are you dumb. 

 “ well, first i’m gonna kill you. it ain’t no fucking biggie. ”

 “ your little ass is gonna be in big trouble. ”

 “ how’d you get stuck way out here? ”

 “ i did it for us. ”

 “ are you afraid of a little blood? ”

 “ you beautiful bastard, you. ”

 “ i just thought of something so cool, what if we got into a wreck, and we crashed into the car in front of us and we all died. they could write a song about it. ”

 “ they live off fear, they thrive on it. ”

 “ the saw is family. ”

 “ you wouldn’t lie to me, would you? ”

 “ well lookie here, we’ve got ourselves a killer. ”

 “ you’ve never had a date in your life you’re so ugly. ”

 “ how often do girls blow their heads off in this shit hole town? ”

 “ that was so not cool. ”

 “ i have a question for you. ”

 “ you’re not scared, you don’t know shit about being scared. not yet. ”

 “ you better rocket, cowboy. ”

 “ promise you won’t hurt me. ”

 “ on a list of bad ideas, that one is way up there. ”

 “ i’m sorry, but we’re all gonna die. ”

“ you just keep sweet talking me, dumpling. ”

 “ that gun’s no good. ”

 “ you think i give a god damn what happens to you? ”

 “ you can’t do it alone. ”

 “ put down the weapon, don’t be stupid. ”

 “ there could be dead people buried all around us and we would never know. ”

 “ you really think you’re something in that outfit, don’t you? ”

 “ it is my fault. ”

“ there comes a time when every boy becomes a man. ”

 “ come on and take a sip, you gotta have something to build up your strength. ”

 “ i’ve got a mind to slit your damn throat. ”

 “ i like that skin of yours. ”

 “ after the glory, here comes the shame. ”

 “ the old way, with the sledgehammer, see that was better, they died better that way. ”

 “ that’s it. don’t call me dumb. ”

 “ i’ll tuck you in special every night. ”

 “ this is bullshit, i have rights. ”

 “ quiet! you act like a pack of hounds. ”

 “ how are you an expert on the dumbest shit? ”

 “ you figure it out, it’s your life. welcome to the real world. ”

 “ i don’t want to fight anymore. ”

 “ what if they’re a murderer and they want us to follow them? ”

 “ ladies love a man in uniform. ”

 “ you got one choice, sex or the saw? ”

 “ i oughta blow your fucking brains out right now. ”

 “ get back in there! get your ass back in there. ”

 “ you think this is a party? ”

 “ i’ve never seen anybody die before. ”

 “ basically if you’re buried right your skin turns into poison crisco. ”

 “ i think you have a beautiful voice. ”

 “ please, you can make them stop. ”

 “ you blasphemous bitch! ”

 “ he’s a really bad man. ”

“ what’s it gonna be,  you gonna be the motherfucker who eats, or are you gonna be the poor sorry motherfucker who gets ate? “

 “ this is your lucky day. ”

 “ how about giving me a hand, asshole? ”

 “ i just wanna go home, okay? ”

 “ turned traitor for a piece of tail. ”

 “ i had to do it. i used you. ”

 “ can you believe we didn’t know each other yesterday? ”

 “ you shut your cock sucker, you son of a bitch. ”

“ you’re a lot tougher than i thought. ”

 “ i told you, i’m a bitch. ”

 “ are there people in those bags? ”

 “ if you get too hot, you can always take your clothes off. ”

 “ you’re gonna get in my way. ”

 “ i’m sorry, sweetie, i got a big mouth. ”

 “ you expect me to do this by myself? ”

 “ you can’t make me go back there. ”

 “ i ain’t finished with you yet. ”

 “ you just figure out how to do it and do it. ”

 “ they just get dumber and dumber, don’t they? ”

 “ i should have listened to my old man and went into real estate. ”

 “ please, don’t let them kill me. ”

 “ you like this face? ”

 “ what the fuck is wrong with you people? ”

 “ get that thing off my cutting board. ”

 “ i ain’t got no fear left. ”

 “ you’re embarrassing me in front of company. ”

 “ i always get yanked into this shit. ”

 “ shut up, you bitch hog. ”

 “ okay, could you relax, because you’re not helping. ”

 “ you brought this all on yourself. ”

 “ try to speak plain, it saves time. “

 “ i really wish you would call me ____. ”

 “ do i have to do every damn thing around here? ”

 “ how bad is it? i can’t feel it. ”

 “ do you mean talk or dance around the real subject with chit-chat? ”

 “ you don’t understand nothing. ”

 “ we’re on our own now. ”

 “ excuse me, you mind getting the fuck out of my way? ”

 “ we’re not even having fun yet. ”

 “ could be worse, at least we’re not as bad off as those people in the body pit. ”

 “ i just can’t take no pleasure in killing. ”

 “ you’re all gonna pay for your sins. especially you. ”

 “ i believe you, i might be the only believer you’ve got. ”

 “ just some things you gotta do. don’t mean you gotta like it. ”

 “ hard ass, me? maybe a semi hard ass but i’ve got a soft heart. ”

 “ i’ll take you back to hell. ”

these are just very simple prompts based on reasons that a fight might occur! bc sometimes the muses can be angry, and we really don't have any choice but to let them work it out. i hope you guys like it!

[ RAGE ] : sender initiates a fight with receiver out of pure anger.

[ DEFEND ] : sender initiates a fight with receiver in order to protect someone OR something. (feel free to specify who or what is being protected!)

[ FORCED ] : sender is being forced to attack the receiver against their will by a third party.

[ BLANK ] : sender attacks receiver as a result of brainwashing / mental conditioning.

[ CONTROL ] : sender initiates a fight with receiver as a result of their mind being controlled by telepathy, leaving them with no other goals than to attack the receiver.

[ CONFUSION ] : sender attacks receiver as a result of a misunderstanding.

[ DECEPTION ] : sender attacks receiver as a result of someone telling them lies about receiver's behavior.

[ BLOCK ] : sender initiates a fight with receiver in order to prevent them from accomplishing a task or completing a mission.

[ AGAINST ] : sender initiates a fight with receiver as a result of them being on opposite sides of a conflict.