#Cakeshamed

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

who’s on #teamjacobi?

Will I? What about... Croc Comrade?

Um? Good enough?

I don't like it.

I’m feeling spicy and hungry for discourse. Fight me.

Crocs are the best form of footwear.

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