Rosy

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

on the topic of the Met Gala I think more museums should have high fashion galas. where’s the MOMA Gala. the LACMA Gala. Monterey Bay Aquarium Gala

casting spell of : i dont think that's true

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation