Guild Wars 2 The Grove | Asura Gate
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Gate Assistant: Your golem is strange. Was strange, rather. Gate Engineer: You drove it away, you know that? I’ve never seen a golem run that fast. Gate Assistant: I just wanted to ask it a few questions. Gate Engineer: Yeah, I know. You guys are full of them. Gate Assistant: Oh, yes. What’s it like to be a golem? Does it dream? Does it have a family? Gate Engineer: That was the last straw you know. After that question about turtles in the desert, you asked it about its mother. Gate Assistant: So? Gate Engineer: It doesn’t have a mother. It’s a golem. You crossed its circuits. I don’t know how you did it, but you weirded out MY golem! Gate Assistant: So, you are the mother? Or the father? Gate Engineer: What? Well, I-I guess I… Oh no. You’re not getting in my head. You just stand there and help me monitor this gate.
Gate Engineer: Am I the mother? Blazing braces, this is what I get for working with the tree children.



















