Pure Smut

You don’t need more... just her face and her voice... you’ll cum for her just fine.

The MILF down the street has teased you all summer in that bikini.  She knows you’re not going inside for a drink... you’re going to beat off, Wanker.

Come on, Perv.  You know you wish that was your Mom.  Spend your days jacking off to her.

Your coworker loves the way she can manipulate you.

Your friend’s wife won’t cheat, but she thinks it is really sexy when you jerk off at the thought of her. 

I logged on to read a blog post asking women what they want when a guy goes down on them. So let me see if I can learn something new today...

The divorcee across the way let’s you stop by and jerk off to her for a couple of bucks.  You probably paid her mortgage last month, but she’s totally worth it.

She loves a guy who will jerk off for her.  Give her a show.  Make her wet.  Blow your load for her.

Pool season is over but you can still jerk off to your neighbor’s wife.  

Here’s your fantasy about that coworker two cubes down.  Give her your cream.

Sometimes you just need a sexy woman like Sophie Dee to coax the cum out of you.  JERK OFF FOR SOPHIE.

Give Tory Lane all of your love.  Empty you balls all over her face.  You know she wants every drop of your cum. 

Because every guy has a cheerleader fetish...

The girl you took out this weekend told you that she was saving herself for her wedding, but if you wanted to jerk off for her that would be okay. 

The divorcee down the street invited you to her first pool party of the season.  It seems she gave you the wrong time and you’re all alone... don’t blow it.

You never understood why she always had grass stains on her knees when her car broke down.