Bullshit And Shenanigans

So handsome! And happy!

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

Great people - and proper heroes, because who but very brave or very silly people - and firefighters aren’t silly - run into a burning building when every instinct say they should be running out?

#TeamChocolateChip

💀💀💀💀

He don’t even like raisins 😂

FUCKIN OAT MEAL FUCKIN RAININ ASS COOKIES 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😷

This was a journey 😂😂😂

I love this whole thread

but notice he ate the non raisin cookie. REDEMPTION!

This is gold.

I actually fucking appreciate this so much over the reblog or bullshit

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

Cats Stuck in Things

im the hair slap

Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…

There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.

@fem-deanwinchester

I’M GONNA JUST SEND MOM

Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase

…i think i finally know what constitutes platonic bdsm.

so, before i begin explaining, have any of you ever watched Jackass?

let my poor baby take his bath

Literally my husky is the same way. He’s only a few months and he’ll cry to go back outside after being in the house two seconds.

I was feeling very lonely this evening and now I’m laughing down to my belly so thank you for this post

pussy game so strong it scared the devil

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

PUSSY OUT TO SCARE THE DEVIL AWAY

In case you need some ideas for banishing spells against unwanted spirits.