Swag Moment

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now

I often feel like a weak and frail dog that my friends take care of

i lay on the ground whimpering 18 hours a day and every time someone kneels down to pet me i let out soft little sighs

the fuck was going on in feburary

It’s a Kind Thing with Ears A Tail and A Nose. It’s called “Puppies” and it can have any name.

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

put your paw in mine. look directly into my eyes. we are touching snouts now. everything will be okay. i pawmise.

if you'll indulge me for a moment, awwooo grrrr wruffff huffff awwoooooo

if you'll indulge me for a moment, awwooo grrrr wruffff huffff awwoooooo

if you'll indulge me for a moment, awwooo grrrr wruffff huffff awwoooooo

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

Beatboxing puppy learned here