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Yeah, I remember what you said. Me and the boys got a big laugh out of it, too.  Hate to be the one to break it to you, Kid, but sexual preferences aren’t really an option for you any more.  From  now on, you’ll cum when we want you to cum, which won’t be often, and your fucking preferences won’t mean squat.  Now sit tight while I bring the truck around.  Hope you didn’t drink a lot of coffee this morning.  It’s a long drive to the ranch.

me and who?

This submissive cigar pig would instantly clean your leather boots. Surround me with your thick, rich cigar smoke. Grow long, tight lengths of ash to feed me. Wash the ash down with cigar flavored spit. I am your human ashtray and cigar pig.