through fortune & flame

"Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me," I say of something that's already showered and had breakfast

Sometimes you really DO have to remind yourself that despite it being a stadium tour (lame, indistinguishable from much worse emo revival sellout acts) that it'salllllllll worth it because at the end of the day they're doing it for the greater good (exposing 16 year olds to live gore, inciting mass hysteria, fucking the wound)

Proud Contributor to Mother Gerard's Sacred Heart Charity for the Righteous Education of the Youth in the Art of the Grand Guignol

It's so therapeutic to tell people i've seen my chem a bunch and they look at me like I'm stupid (correct) but then i get to tell them it's because of the live gore. And the music but no one seems to understand that part

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

can we talk about women fucking. for once could we make up stories about women fucking each other

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

(guy in charge of purchasing at warner voice) yeah hi I just wanted to double check something with you- yeah under "woman to be mean to me" I noticed you have three salaries listed, I'm assuming that's only meant to be one... Oh, yeah, okay, definitely three, can I just ask- okay, so two of them are singers, and the other... She looks at you? And tells the clerk to slap you harder? Well actually I wanted to talk to you about him too-

my name is bobinsky pervert i'm from the south philly region of draag