Pumba, Officially

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[flatulence] Don’t be afraid to ask pumba.... questions

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The future is A

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400 baby

What a time to be alive

We gettin close

General psa

Don’t forget to laminate your hotdogs

You’ve heard of balloon animal, now get ready for...

Animal ballons!

Balloons, made of animals!

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Schrödinger’s charger

Did I plug in my computer or not?

New breed of skeletons

Instead of just bones just meat

How dare this infernal device mock me with its taunts

“Title, if you want one ” it says

“Go ahead, type a post”

It watches, smirking, for it knows I have no creative ideas

Guess who’s birthday it is

Probably someone’s it’s a big world

Shoutout to that one guy

You know who you are

Yes, you

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If I had a dollar for every time I mistrusted tractors, I’d have more than one dollar

HEY SO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR THING RIGHT

I WAS THINKING OF DOING ONE WITH THE OFFICIALVERSE SO IF YOU WANT TO BE APART OF IT REBLOG THIS

Listen, I’d probably end up marinating myself for others to eat me

If I had a dollar every time tried to kill me, I’d have 50 cents

quick, imagine a

F O U R D I M E N S I O N A L

O B J E C T

officially-not-official

too easy i literally saw one float through my void like two minutes ago my dude

Then funkunking get out of there my dude

They’re coming

officially-not-official

Yo nah they’re my buddies, chill

they usually just do what I want ‘em to tbh it’s fine

You should totally get them to make you a chair

I bet they’re really good at that

officially-not-official

i have once before but they get kinda pissed if I sit for too long, they hiss and screech at me sometimes… rarely.

I mean they are pretty cute most of the time tho. how come u seemed so scared of ‘em?

I owe them like, a lot of money

officially-not-official

… how much

i could possibly get them to settle down and drop it buddy

Uhhh…

8 million quards

officially-not-official

huh. that isn’t that bad tbh i could get them offa ur back no problem.

i gotchu, gonna go sort it out with ‘em for a sec

I owe you one, my dude, you have 1 free pumba use

quick, imagine a

F O U R D I M E N S I O N A L

O B J E C T

officially-not-official

too easy i literally saw one float through my void like two minutes ago my dude

Then funkunking get out of there my dude

They’re coming

officially-not-official

Yo nah they’re my buddies, chill

they usually just do what I want ‘em to tbh it’s fine

You should totally get them to make you a chair

I bet they’re really good at that

officially-not-official

i have once before but they get kinda pissed if I sit for too long, they hiss and screech at me sometimes… rarely.

I mean they are pretty cute most of the time tho. how come u seemed so scared of ‘em?

I owe them like, a lot of money

officially-not-official

… how much

i could possibly get them to settle down and drop it buddy

Uhhh...

8 million quards

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

quick, imagine a

F O U R D I M E N S I O N A L

O B J E C T

officially-not-official

too easy i literally saw one float through my void like two minutes ago my dude

Then funkunking get out of there my dude

They’re coming

officially-not-official

Yo nah they’re my buddies, chill

they usually just do what I want ‘em to tbh it’s fine

You should totally get them to make you a chair

I bet they’re really good at that

officially-not-official

i have once before but they get kinda pissed if I sit for too long, they hiss and screech at me sometimes… rarely.

I mean they are pretty cute most of the time tho. how come u seemed so scared of ‘em?

I owe them like, a lot of money

quick, imagine a

F O U R D I M E N S I O N A L

O B J E C T

officially-not-official

too easy i literally saw one float through my void like two minutes ago my dude

Then funkunking get out of there my dude

They’re coming

officially-not-official

Yo nah they’re my buddies, chill

they usually just do what I want ‘em to tbh it’s fine

You should totally get them to make you a chair

I bet they’re really good at that

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