Five Hargreeves Dirty Headcanons ABC's
(Rated M for sexually explicit content, 5438 words, the last one for Z is sort of a mini story for you to enjoy. This list explores Five and his relationship with 'you' while taking a small dive into his very complicated psyche and looking at some of the reasons why he is the way he is. This is written with 'you' as anyone-not male or female specific.)
Note~ me doing this idea was actually born from me not sleeping last night, and a request my dearest friend Bad Kitty got to do a list this way. She just did a headcanon for Five, so she respectfully declined. Check her stuff out with the link above and I swear you won't be disappointed.
All right.... I hope I did this in a way that's satisfying for all you lovely Five fans out there. š¤
A-Ā Ā Ā A student, Aftercare
Number Five doesn't do anything half ass, and that includes you. Heās a hyper focused genius who is going to study you like youāre just another thing he needs to conquer. Every sign your body gives him that heās doing something right will be cataloged and used to his and your benefit. Five is all about attention to detail and from the moment the tip of his thick cock slips inside you, to the moment heās done filling you, your pleasure is his. He will always make sure you come, usually more than once and always screaming his name.
With aftercare, heāll be sure to touch you with the most cautious and gentle of touches as he wipes up the mess he made of you, his soft green eyes dementedly delighting in the glisten of his seed leaking out of you onto the sheets.
Five may seem refined, but he loves to let the feral part of him go wild when heās with you, not just when heās swinging an ax through someoneās face. Biting his teeth into your neck hard enough to make you cry out, or softly nibbling on the shell of your ear never gets old. Your agitated sounds of complaint when he does these things arouse dark parts in him that only make him want to drag his teeth along your skin and confuse you even more. Biting your quivering lower lip as his hips violently thrust into you and your nails dig into his back is just one of the ways he makes sure you never forget that you are his.
As a trained killer who loves to exert his power over others, Five is not opposed to using the silk length of his tie to bind your wrists, fastening them above your head, then to the headboard so you canāt touch him. Now you canāt get away-not that you want to.
The look of you that way and the feel of your body under him reminds Five of being with Dolores. She couldnāt touch him back no matter how much he wished she could, and now neither can you.
Thanks to Fiveās upbringing where he didn't get to learn what it meant to have the love of a real parent, he suffers from issues of self-worth and trust. He wanted approval, but all he ever got was ridicule and abuse. Due to this, he naturally developed coping mechanisms, such as the need to be the best at everything and becoming extremely self-reliant.
Five is the king of survival, and he knows how to take care of himself.Ā As such, he struggles with the need to control everything. This includes many things in your relationship, especially with all things sex.
Five is dominant, thereās no question about it. Living a lifetime with Dolores as his only companion only instilled that quality in him even more. This plays heavily in his joy of you calling him Daddy, and that has little to do with his real mental age of being way older than he looks, and much more to do with him wanting to take care of you because thatās what he knows and is good at.
Just like with his beloved mannequin, Five loves manhandling you into positions that make it even better when he fucks his long hard cock into you. With a sheen of sweat causing his chocolate fringe of hair to stick to his forehead, Five could pin you down and thwack his hips into your ass while it's flipped up in the air all day long, all the while maintaining a devilish side smirk and insisting that you are doing such a good job for Daddy.
He's such a wonderfully fucked up jerk, but you love your daddy for all his kinks and oddball quirks. Even his little ticks make you want him even more.
Sex is about love for Five. Heās just that kind of man.
He could fuck anyone, but he didnāt, not until he found you. He couldnāt open that part of himself without the intimacy that a real love based relationship gives him. Thatās not to say that sex isnāt his favorite form of escapism because it is.
Five is hardly a simple man, but to him, the ecstasy of having an orgasm and the momentary blind eroticism of feeling your body release in that way are just part of what it means for him to be human. He is filled with a mysterious power that may or may not be originally from the alien race his adoptive father belonged to, but heās still a man and he loves to fuck.
This guyās long sexy fingers are really something, whether you look at him using his dexterity when steadily pulling the trigger that ends someoneās life in the blink of an eye, or if itās when heās running them between your legs, languishing in the feel of your engorged flesh wetly dripping for him. Donāt be surprised if Five sucks your lust off his dangerous digits, or if he forces them in your mouth after heās had them inside you. Both options are great in his mind, and heāll never get enough of tasting you or good naturedly debasing you.
G- Ā Ā Grasping, Growling, Groping, Gripping
While hoisting your ass off the bed so he can pump his cock into you with an unforgiving rhythm that makes your insides clench around him and your mouth drop open wide while you gasp out stuttering profanities, Five is for sure going to latch onto your hips, your waist, your hair, your neck, your thighs, or basically anything he can get his hands on.
What you have is his, and heās not letting it go. When your bodies are connected, he couldnāt be happier. Growling out throaty sounds of euphoria as his tip slips back and forth just inside your slicked entrance, Five knows just how to manipulate your body, and he knows itās driving you equally crazy.
With no shame and little other options, Five is no stranger to getting off by humping inanimate objects, but thankfully, now he has you. Still, you are often a target for his hip thrusting exertions where his hot length grinds against the side of your leg, or your ass crack. He really likes doing this when he wakes up with a boner that refuses to be ignored.
You donāt mind, he is young again after all.
Itās hot as hell watching Five lose himself in such an innocent way, but your heart also breaks a little when you think of all the loneliness heās had to endure and why heās still attached to doing this.
The good news is, heās healing from all that. He has other options when it comes to being with you, and heās not about to overlook several places on your body where he can insert his needy cock. Five isnāt picky, he will fuck any hole you let him pound.
Letās face it, Five has a very big imagination. Dolores anyoneā¦.
Without his ability to imagine her love for him, he wouldnāt be here. She was his voice of reason, and what he considers the personification of all the best parts of him. Without Five there would be no Dolores, and without her, there would be no Five.
Thanks to that enamel covered molding of plastic and resin, you have Five and his imagination is just as strong as it ever was. He never seems to run out of ways to ravish you. Like in public, when he blinks you into a fitting room where he then shoves you against a mirror and slips his fingers and then his cock inside you while he watches your hands palm the glass and your eyes droop.
Itās all Five and his imagination coming to life. He makes your head spin and your body spasm your shuttering release.
He gets stuck in his head sometimes, but itās not all bad. Sometimes it's just in him fretting giving you small gifts to show how much you mean to him or it's in the simple but as meaningful things he loves to do, like him quietly reading your favorite book to you while you lay together in bed.
Five knows how to polish his palm. One might say heās the master of masturbation.
Needs being such in his many times of despair, the act of self-love gave him something other than pain and suffering to think about. Eventually, for a young boy all alone in the apocalypse, his desire to lose himself in this way became an addition. Smart as he is, Five knew this was happening, but he still became reliant on it, and now heās still partly that boy, and also that lonely man, sometimes a bit too involved with playing around with his hands down his pants.
Heās shameless about it, never shy about taking his hardened shaft out to show you how itās done. Fingers tightly curled around the base, heāll slide them up and down his erection, sure to prolong his climax as long as possible. Not until heās had enough will he tease the super sensitive slit and the bulbing band of his cherry red tip with his forefinger, circling it round and round before he goes at it hard, fucking himself so brutally his hand is nothing but a blur.
Not one to leave you out, when Five throws his head back and growls, āGet your pretty mouth over here,ā you listen. Then you are compensated with the sound of Five groaning out your name as hot spurts his nearly translucent semen flick onto your waiting tongue and then drip down your lips onto your chin.
The simple pleasure of kissing someone real was something Five had known until he found you. Not until your first kiss did he understand why people in the romance novels heād read seemed to be so taken by it.
The first time he looked into your eyes, knowing you saw him for who he really was, all the good and the bad, and that you wanted him anyway, he nervously but determinedly advanced. Slowly at first, he came within a hairās width from your lips as his uneasy breaths danced across your skin. He was scared, but the moment his mouth touched yours and then molded around your warmth, softly pressing into your acceptance, he never looked back.
Now, after heās had time to learn how to do it. Five is all about kissing. Running his tongue across your teeth, or tangling it with yours, it doesnāt matter. Heās in heaven when his mouth is on yours.
Five may not look it, but heās strong, and so is his tongue, and heās not afraid to fuck you with it. Before you come, heāll get you so worked up and dripping with anticipation that itās insane. Heāll happily lap your liquid desire for him until youāre a puddle of goo, laying there with him between your legs, the backs of your knees dangling limply over his heaving shoulders. Catching his breath after your body has just repeatedly tensed and then uncoiled, giving itself over to his mouth, heāll chuckle at your state of complete and utter destruction, his boyishly handsome dimple doing you in even more.
Five is very clever and knows how to get what he wants but he doesn't mentally try to manipulate you. He will however indulge in the fantasy of using you as his own personal fuck doll. This, as is many of his tastes is simply something that's a part of him ,as much as his witty yet dryly delivered comments. Sometimes he asks nicely for you to lay down and not move as much as possible, sometimes he prefers to take your options away manually, and that's when we get the extra special suppressive simulation of bondage added to his sexual exploits.
N- Nuzzling, Naughty talk
Five is many things, uninhibited in bed being only one of them, but heās also the most loving and tender person youāve ever known. He shows this in many ways, but one that never gets old is when heās feeling exceptionally needy and he buries his face against your neck, murmuring sweet nothings about how much you mean to him while he brushes the tip of his nose along the underside of your jaw. Heāll press his face against your ear, cherishing the smell of your hair and the feeling of your skin against his. Five canāt get enough of loving you in these small but passionate ways.
Also, while doing this and at many other times as well, Five lets his silver tongue go verbally, never ceasing to shock you with the dirty things he comes up with. If he tells you to get over here and sit on his dick and ride until he says stop, thatās always fun, and so is watching his eyes comically roll back in his head as he cries out how fucking good you are a taking his cock.
Five is possessive. He doesnāt covet things unless they have value, and he doesnāt have much to his name and never did. He is a simple man in this way. He was also the kid who did not let the other kids play with his toys, and with you now itās no different.
Heās not the type to prevent you from doing anything you want, but he is extremely territorial. If something is important to Five, like you are, or even when we are talking about something as seemingly insignificant as one of his tailored suits, if someone dares fuck with the things he holds dear, they are in trouble.
Five doesnāt own you but you own his heart, and if anyone heās not okay with gets too handsy and lays a finger on you or the fine wool fabric of his sexy suit, expect retaliation and not always something as simple as him angrily swatting their hand away followed by a few choice words of distaste.
Being someone that considers their opinion to be more often than not the only one that matters, Five comes off very harsh at times, but with you itās all a game.
Teasing him about his real age brings out a side in him thatās all about showing you whoās the boss. And one of his favorite ways of doing it is threatening you with holding back when your body is just about to start convulsing from the rhythmic roll of hips pushing his dick so far inside you that you're sure heās hitting your belly button. Another way is when he throws a hand back and smacks you in the ass while youāre already struggling to keep hold of the sheets so he doesnāt fuck you straight through the mattress.
Fiveās promises to take care of you are just as true as his promises that you will pay for your sassy little comments. Together, your back-and-forth, fight style flirtations always lead to him getting overly worked up, and you getting pinned somewhere like against a wall while he frantically fucks his own brains out by way of pounding the fuck out of you.
Five is beautiful. His soft bedroom eyes with their long dark lashes fanning his flushed cheeks as he looks down at you underneath him take your breath away almost as effectively as his desperate kisses.Ā But itās after heās finally let go and let himself fall over the edge, when you can feel the heat of his cock quaking its last grievances inside you, his body quivering as his legs let go and he collapses at your side, that you are both the most at peace.
Five loves to take you any way he can, but the guy loves it rough. His lean body and his sinewy muscles making a mouth watering āVā as they point like an arrow downwards towards his perfectly tailored dress pants, spelling out all kinds of trouble, but in this case, it's the good kind of trouble.
His body is built for action and thatās what youāre going to get. Five loves to surprise you by blinking himself right on top of you, holding you down with his legs as he attacks. Be it all his training as a child, or as an assassin, Five Hargreeves likes to fuck hard and fast, with his hands holding you down under him with no mercy.
Five craves your submission. Just hearing you beg for it gets him hard, and he often demands you verbalize how much you want him to fuck you harder, or make you come. He'll get you to say it, or heāll stop thrusting his cock inside you. While youāre losing your mind, heāll merely look down at you with his cocky grin, just waiting for you to plead with him to give you his cock again.
When it goes the other way, at least when itās in between the sheets, Five is rarely the one to give himself over that way, but with you, he will. But he only does so knowing that itās in his benefit.
Thereās been more than once he has shown you how much he trusts you, and wow is it a sight to watch Five Hargreeves wither and writhe as you torment all his sense, using blindfolds and gags, and even handcuffs to keep his greedy hands off until you say so.
Imagine his face twisted with agony, lips parted as helpless moans for more pour out of him.
Your body is a wonderland, plain and simple. Anything Five can stimulate himself with while also getting a rise out of you is fair game, and that includes tits.
Small ones, big ones, his or yours, whatever. Five adores the perky points of flesh that he can nipple and suck on. Making them hard nubs with the carefully cruel but also sometimes achingly gentle tugs and rolls between his fingers, is one of his favorite pastimes whether in the privacy of your bed, or in public if he can get away with it.
The nature of Fiveās ability to teleport is something that he never really talks much about, but you know that within him is an infinite strength. Without it, heād never be able to summon enough energy to propel himself through time and space; it's just simple math.
That said, this same quality of his very unique power allows him an unfair advantage in bed.
Five has unlimited levels of vigor while heās bucking his hips back and forth and his cock slips in and out, over and over and over. Always a perfectionist, he prefers you get off before him, but even when heās not so lucky, he can rally. Using his already spent dick, semi hard and still throbbing from the loads of cum he just dumped in or on you, Five will show you that his recovery period is just as extraordinary as he is, and the next thing you know, your sexy teleporter is showing you a whole new rhythm with his hips smacking into yours.
Most of the time, the people in this world that seem the aloof and coldly indifferent are actually the most desperate an in need of love.
All his traits point to this. With his extreme levels of trauma, he will always be this way. He longs for the acceptance he never got from Reginald and his siblings. Deep down heās terrified of showing weakness because if he does, that means he can be hurt. The reality is, heās already been hurt more than almost anyone thatās ever walked the planet, but in his vulnerability and fear is so much love.
Never the one to give up, Five is trying to learn how to accept the parts of himself that he hates and see that heās someone deserving of happiness. You are a huge part of that.
W- Whimpers, Whispers, Whines
Anything that comes out of you that sounds broken and desperate makes Fiveās dick and mind go wild. The more you keen and struggle, the more he tries to get more of it. Itās pretty much a vicious cycle of torment thatās part narcissistic fulfillment, and also purely for the joy of making you feel amazing. Five feeds off your pleasure.
Five has left his mark on you. Whether he knows heās doing it or not, heās taken claim of your body and soul. Letās face it, he occupies way too many of your thoughts. But his accusation of all that is yours doesnāt stop there. He also loves to mark physically.
Five uses his teeth, tongue, sucking, and licking. Heās an expert, using anything he has at his disposal. He leaves trails of his claim over you for all to see. Heās like a puppy, unable to help himself as his mouth covers you with anxious expressions of love.
When we think about Five Hargreeves, we outwardly see a person that one would think only thinks about himself, but itās actually the complete opposite.
As we know from his troubling past, heās made mistakes and heās paid for them, and all along itās been his love for his family that willed him to keep going. Now, thatās still there despite their continued differences, but his aim in life is more directed at you.
Five wants nothing more than to make you happy. Heāll never stop being scared of losing you no matter how confident he seems. Itās not his fault; heās lost so much, over and over.
Right or wrong, he also makes you a priority in all things orgasmic bliss. If heās going solo, you and your naked body welcoming him are all thatās on his mind. When you are together, heās damn sure to see to it that you get off. Heās a teleporting, ex-temporal assassin that may or may not be the founder of a time controlling agency, but first and foremost, Five Hargreeves is a gentleman, and a gentleman always takes care of his business, and you are his number one business.
Z- Zippers (Heads up~ This one is special because with it, Iām giving you guys a little taste of more in the moment/story writing that I am more used to doing. This part being very similar to something a very naughty version of Five does to someone in the story I wrote called āThe Devil Withinā)
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā One of the most erotic sounds in Fiveās opinion is the sound of his zipper being pulled down by your careful hand as you coyly gaze up at him with your adoring eyes.
Looking between his widely spread legs at the sight of you kneeling before him, ready to do as he asks, makes him feel more powerful than heās ever felt, and thatās saying a lot because Five is very, very powerful and has done unimaginable things.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā It starts with a steadiness in his soothing words and his hand brushing along your cheek, then moving back into your hair. His fingers thread along your spine as he pulls you closer.
You can already see the bulge of his desire even before you open his pants, but now, pulling the fabric aside, you see the outline of Fiveās erection filling the thin cotton underwear still covering him.
You know what heās going to do but he warns you anyway.
āYouāre going to eat my cock and love it, honey.ā
Licking your lips, you nod.
Coming down on him, you kiss the wet spot of darkened material covering his deliciously rounded tip. Just thinking of it inside you, opening you up almost painfully, has you wishing you could touch yourself, but you donāt dare because right now, this is about him.
Sliding a hand down, Five pushes his underwear down, freeing his stiff cock.
You let out a little whimper.
Feeling pretty damn proud, Five grabs a wad of your hair, then sharply pulls your head, pushing you down closer to his body.
āDonāt be a tease, sweetheartā he tauntingly sings with misleadingly boyish play in his voice.
You lick your lips again, then open your mouth around him, your tongue leisurely tracing up the raised veins roping the length of his engorged shaft.
After only one pass, you stop to gauge Fiveās reaction.Ā
The moment he locks eyes with you, you wrap your lips around him and Five is quick to push you down without warning, forcing you to gag around him as you struggle and gasp for air.Ā
Smirking, Five lets you sit that way, allowing you to adjust as he lets out a low groan over that sinful act of ruthlessness. His fingers play with your hair, petting you even if it is a degrading form of encouragement. Doing as he pleases, Five refuses to adjust the pressure he is putting on the back of your throat.
With a small smile of approval over your quick submission, Five reaches down, requesting you give him your hands. You do, then he proceeds to place them palm down on his thighs. Taking your hair again, Five lets you move freely, bobbing your head up and down, mostly working his tip with your tongue.
Your eyes flutter and your fingernails gently dig into Fiveās slouched slacks as he starts rocking your head back and forth over him, making his dick disappear inside your wet mouth. Holding you the way he is, with your head tilted back, your throat open and lined up perfectly, it gives Five the deepest penetration and a view that before being with you, heās only ever seen in porn, and the sight and the feel of it is making his already heavy cock feel like it might truly choke you if he gets any more turned on.
āIf itās too much let me know,ā he says, clearly indicating that you should push back if he is too rough or if he makes you take him too deep.
He isnāt expecting it, but you immediately push back, then start circling your tongue around his cockhead as you moan. This is all part of the fun, but since this was not what he wants, Five's mind whirls with punishments he could deliver, but his stomach also fills with wonderful butterflies the more he listens to you. As you tease the underside of his shaft, his breathing grows heavy, and he canāt help but grind against your marvelous tongue.
Reaching up, your hand drags down over Fiveās tensed abdomen. Youāre taking your time with him, and it is evident youāre enjoying it, and the feeling of each ridge between his muscles as he holds his body tight, trying not to sway.
Five has to admit, he is enjoying this too, but then you wrap your hand around him, covering the base of his shaft, only not moving it. His hands clench and his knuckles whiten as he lets out a rough sounding sigh of exasperation.
Letting his penetrating gaze settle on you, Five is just about to start thrusting down your throat again when your hand begins to move and your head shallowly bobs over his drizzling tip while you softly suck.
Fiveās body shudders and you respond by moving your hand up his length, jerking him a few times before pressing your thumb gently but firmly against the underside of his shaft where your mouth is popping on and off.
Sudden waves of pleasure hit him, followed by shaky breaths as his fingers tighten their grip on you. Taking complete control of your movements again, Five forces your head down, pushing your lips sliding along all the way to his pubic bone, only pulling your head up again so he can fuck into your throat all over again.
Itās not like he didnāt warn you or give you an out. Still, thereās no denying he isnāt getting a sick sort of pleasure from your tears, wet gags, and each and every spasm of your throat, and there is no way he isnāt enjoying the sound of your desperate whines and moans.
You want this as much as he does and you are not tapping out, but your fingers are digging into his thighs as your eyes roll back so far in your head that Five is sure your brain must be turning off because he just skewered it.
Loving every second of dominating you by roughly fucking your face so hard he is making it impossible for you to think, Five pays you back for doing so good by not holding in his deep moans and low grunts of euphoria, but all too quickly he has to stop, or it will be over, and he doesnāt want that at all.
As his hips slow and pull away, your swollen lips gently popped off him.Ā
Your brows furrow upwards as you watch Five with a needy expression. Feeling like he can get away with it, he taps your chin with the end of his cock, spreading the drips of drool that you canāt help but have after taking him that long and hard.Ā
Five smiles down at you, a wickedly charming sort of look spreading across his face as he watches you wordlessly begging. He tightens his grip on the back of your head.
āGod, you are fucking beautiful,ā he breathes, then suddenly yanks your hair back, forcing you to crane your neck back. āI canāt wait to paint your face.ā
After a few more taps to your waiting tongue, Five swiftly brings you down on him again, immediately causing you to gag. The sound of your body fighting him and the feel of your moans buzzing against him as you twitch and repeatedly try to swallow, all have him close to the edge again, but he canāt stop now even if he wanted to.
Soon, his rhythm becomes even more aggressive as he takes your head in both hands, slamming his cock into your mouth while griding the back of your throat against his tip before pulling off, only to repeat the process.
āYou really wanted my dick, didnāt you?ā Five breathlessly sputters as he throws his head back and his pale green eyes disappear under his heavy eyelids.
Inevitably his brutal pattern has become more erratic. Eventually, Five pulls back, fully pulling out. His hand that was tangled in the strands of your hair is moved to your puffy lips instead.
Jerking your chin up with his free hand, he urgently askes, āDo you think you can swallow all of it?ā
With an air of desperation coming out of him, Five strokes himself needily, bringing himself closer and closer as you watch in anticipation, your mouth open and tongue out.
With a few sharp inhales, Fiveās body begins to tremor, and his legs begin to feel like they could give out on him. One of his heels squeaks on the floor as he drives himself forward, intent on delivering.Ā
A long string of rough groans fall from Five's gaped lips as you flinch and reactively shut your eyes in response to the pearls of white falling over your waiting tongue.
Having plenty of pent-up sexual tension, not to mention a lifetime of being deprived of anything to this level of sexual eroticism, Fiveās superpowered youthfully charged load repeatedly spurts out of him in heavy ropes, just like it always does.
You swallow and swallow, trying to keep up, but even though you are, Five deliberately pulls back, letting the last of his cum land across your flushed cheeks, some even dripping down, landing on your breathless body.
"Oh fuck," he gasps with his hand clasped around his shaft. His angry grip keeps moving but much more slowly as it passes over his length while he rides the last incredible waves of his release.
His crisp white dress shirt moves up and down, faster than normal as he looks down at the mess heād made of you.
āSuch a good job for daddy,ā he dizzily breathes before coming down to kiss your lips, his come covering them not at all stopping him. As his hands cradle your head, he breaks away just long enough to say, "I fucking love you.ā
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There we have it peopleā¦..
š¶-Now I know my ABCāsā¦and you guys got to get insideās Fiveās pervy head with me. š¶
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