Pufferfish Poison

they hate me because im evil and unlikeable

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

the guy who makes the adhesive for pads should really swap jobs with the guy who makes the adhesive for pads

evil cursed morning where im evil and curse you

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

i’m sorry, but the sexiest thing a person can do is expand my understanding on literally anything. teach me something new, explain it passionately in a way i’d understand, throw in a brainrot reference, and let me see the world differently than i did five minutes ago. i’m either fighting for my life or folding.