Fuck, its Been Several Years...

i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me

i might get in trouble for saying this but feet are actually so nasty they belong in socks and nowhere near a mouth im risking my life to post this so plea

you ever see/hear a dude you liked/admired say or do somethin gross and suddenly the veneer washes away and you finally see him as he is and ur like “wow he really was a man the whole time”

so apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

when are we as a society going to stop romanticizing serial killers and start romanticizing art heists? there is no crime sexier than an art crime try to convince me otherwise. you won’t.

I hate when someone with the same zodiac as me doesnt click or get along with me. It’s like what a traitor… what’s your moon and rising sign bitch

Having the “mom-friend override” seems great until you realize it’s actually a developed coping mechanism from years and years of putting other people’s emotional needs before your own. (:

obama included fleabag as one of his favorite shows of 2019 which means he watched the scene in the first episode where fleabag masturbates to a video of him talking. use this information or don’t

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

One time I legit cried because I felt like none of my friends liked me and then I ate sushi and was fine