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[text: Icecream] liar i heard you laugh through the wall

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] now you’re listening through the wall? wierdo.

[text: Icecream] we live together you fucking donut, kinda hard not to hear.

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fandub games’ spiderman (part 1) sentence starters !

“there’s a crime? ugh, crime! i hate crime!” “you should have a plan of some kind. aren’t you, like, the police chief?” “why are we shooting the fire again?” “i know you don’t like it when i do this, so i’m doing it anyway.” “i feel like a chipotle burrito.” “what’cha gotta tell me? just kidding! i won’t listen to whatever it is.” “you know, we don’t even really need your help. we just keep you around because it’s convenient for us.” “it’s more convenient to have you help us than it is to, like, tell you to go away, ‘cause you’re just gonna show up, anyway.” “i didn’t wanna go to your stupid, lazer tag birthday party, anyway!” “tell that to the nerds, nerd.” “it looks like this [object] is a visual representation of my heart.” “this is just garbage i was gonna eat, but i wanted to share it with you.” “that’s really ugly. who designed that? that’s the worst color combination i can think of. i mean, you are just a fashion disaster.” “[name], i just got this e-mail from a nigerian prince! he’s gonna give me ten thousand dollars!” “i’m lookin’ gucci! whoa!” “what’s happening? what’s dig duggin’? hey, can i ask you a personal question?” “ah! faith and begorrah, it’s me beautiful boy!” “no, actually. no, wait, yes! yes, absolutely.” “but she seems rich, so, i could probably make a buck or two off this, right?” “look, guns were outlawed, okay? i’ve been over this with every thug.” “you can’t outlaw fists.” “holy shit. i’m instantly in love with you again.” “look, i’m a ginger. i don’t have a soul of my own, i need yours.” “oh, okay. time travel. my favorite way of traveling.” “are you alive, though? i mean like really, intensely alive?” “no, we broke up because you’re just a construct of my imagination.” “you keep sending me into these existential crises and i don’t know how to handle them!” “look, so, we just need to talk about something else ‘cause i’m kinda losing my mind a little.” “harbingers of death, [name]. police are harbingers of death.” “i bought it with the money i saved… from stealing it.” “uh, i’m a journalist and i’m also gonna steal this car.” “no, no! literally, i would never, ever steal anything. i don’t even like steel, it’s like my third least favorite metal.” “what—what happened? is it something—is it worth a vine?” “i told you to stop monetizing my pain and dread and grief.” “yeah, the joke’s are always on me!” “i didn’t say buttcheeks. this is slander and i will not stand for it.” “oh, my god, what did i do? WHAT DID I DO?” “hi, [name], what are you doing here catching me at an inconvenient time?” “i don’t actually know what i’m doing. i just looked it up on wikihow.” “you’re always busy making evil plans and then retracting them when i get some sense into you.” “morality is like a broken mug.” “well, that’s… a first. everyone else hates me.” “i was not thinking that at all. we’re totally not on the same wavelength. this is not gonna work.” “you’ll never make friends if you keep getting revenge on people, [name]. you have to, like, be friendly.” “well, if everybody would stop fucking me over then maybe—!” “okay, [name], listen. i’m going to explain to you the law of the jungle: this is the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky. the one that shall keep it may prosper—” “oh, god. oh, GOD. MY COOKING!” “i never believed you could cook, [name]. i never believed that about you.” “there are a lot of clowns in this world that need to be fought.” “wait… wait. i forgot my beef jerky.”

#mail call; meme

puerstellas:

[text: Icecream] she had a surprisingly athletic build, yet one that still allowed femininity. her breasts were the perfect size, enough for a handful but not so large as to be a nuisance. yet with her muscle they seemed almost out of place. that much muscle didn’t belong on such a pretty woman. she wielded the scythe with ease, as if she and it were husband and wife dancing in moonlight.

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] thanks i hate it

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] i threw up a bit in my mouth

[text: Icecream] liar i heard you laugh through the wall

hellfireandice:

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] YOU WOULDN’T D A R E

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] you can’t write like a man even if you tried

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] yeah sure

files: attached [4]

#hellfireandice #he's so fucking hurt that she hates his ties i can't with him

hellfireandice:

“ And she won’t kill you on sight because of your tie collection. ” It was a very real fear she had about doing anything more formal. It wasn’t a bad idea, especially since Clint basically told her she was running this one solo. Coulson wanted to capture, not kill, and an open space meant that more agents could be positioned around as needed.

“ Okay. That may actually work. ”

Oh, it totally wasn’t going to.

“What’s wrong with my ties? You don’t like the narwhals?” Yes, he had a tie with narwhals on it. Most, if not all, of his ties had some sort of humor to them.

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puerstellas:

[text: Icecream] okay but why am i finding out VIA MY MOTHER?

[text: Icecream] admittedly, i think you’re being a TOUCH paranoid. with that out of the way, any prospects? lol

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] the whole point was for you to NOT find out

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] although you finding out through her is fucking funny

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] must i remind you about the terrorist? can’t be too careful. and yes, there are some. logan’s helping me filter through them

[text: Icecream] oh my god i can’t with you

[text: Icecream] next time i make a shitty oc i’m basing her off you, and i WILL write her like a man would

[text: Icecream] the terrorist was a blind date, i didn’t find her myself. you wanna share any photos of these prospects, or did they not include them?

hellfireandice:

“ I can’t believe we’re actually considering this. This is madness. ” Isleif sighed, typing out a series of texts to Coulson and Clint. Clint was always in favor of a good sting operation, and Isleif was too. But this was her best friend in the line of fire.

“ It can’t be somewhere with a lot of other people around. Amusement parks are out, movie theaters are iffy. Most happen with restaurants and cafes for a reason. Easy angles, easy to keep an eye on the targets. ”

“Okay, hear me out on this.”

“A nice walk in the park, feed the ducks and stuff. It wouldn’t raise flags cause I mean, I do like hiking and feeding the ducks. Open space means unobstructed eyelines, go at the right time there’s not a big crowd, you and Clint could blend in with any lingering tourists.”

Oh this was absolutely not going to go to plan.

@puerstellas said: [text] why is it that when i tap the url my mom sent me of “date my roommate” i’m greeted with a picture of my own fucking face

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] because it’s for you

[text: Big Tiddy Tay] every application goes through at least five types of de-encryption programming and geographical tracing

[text: Icecream] okay but why am i finding out VIA MY MOTHER?

[text: Icecream] admittedly, i think you’re being a TOUCH paranoid. with that out of the way, any prospects? lol

#it was time for a road trip; headcanon

soulrph

‘𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝙳𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙻𝙴 𝙷𝚄𝙶𝙶𝙸𝙽𝙶’ 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂.

i like hugs, and honestly i just. i think they deserve more love than they get. so here we go lads. i’m on a one-woman mission to revive the absolute love of hugs. as always!!! do NOT add to this list!! i will curse your crops and possibly your livestock!! seriously tho i might make a new list, so just. don’t do it. add a “+ REVERSE” to reverse the roles of the action!

[ LIFT ]: sender, being taller than the shorter receiver, lifts them off the ground mid-embrace.

[ SIGH ]: sender releases a soft sigh of relief the moment they have the receiver in their arms.

[ CHEEK ]: sender presses a quick kiss to the receiver’s cheek on their way into the hug.

[ TEMPLE ]: sender presses a soft kiss to the receiver’s temple while hugging them.

[ CROWN ]: sender presses a kiss to the crown of the receiver’s head while hugging.

[ NECK ]: sender reaches up and wraps their arms around the receiver’s neck when hugging them.

[ MIDDLE ]: sender wraps their arms around the receiver’s middle while hugging them.

[ OPEN ]: sender wordlessly opens their arms out to offer the receiver a long-awaited hug.

[ CRY ]: while holding on to the receiver, the sender begins to cry into their shoulder/chest/hair (depending on height difference and whatnot.)

[ HAIR ]: sender buries one hand into the receiver’s hair while hugging them.

[ CUP ]: sender gently cups one hand against the back of the receiver’s head while hugging them.

[ ASSURE ]: sender quietly reassures the receiver that everything’s okay while they’re hugging one another.

[ HESITATE ]: startled by a sudden hug from the receiver, the sender pauses for a moment, before hesitantly returning the embrace.

[ CLING ]: sender wraps their arms tightly around the receiver, clinging on to them throughout the embrace.

[ STROKE ]: sender slowly and repeatedly runs a hand through the receiver’s hair in a soothing motion while they hug.

[ SPIN ]: while hugging the receiver, the sender lifts them off the ground and begins to spin them both in a giddy, joyful circle.

[ FALL ]: receiving a sudden and forceful embrace from the receiver, the sender stumbles and falls to the ground while still hugging them.

[ THROW ]: sender suddenly flings their arms around the receiver in an impulsive embrace.

[ SPRINT ]: seeing the receiver across the room, the sender sprints across the distance between them to give them a hug.

[ PULL ]: sender physically pulls the receiver (by the hand or waist or arms, etc.) into a hug

[ SHOULDER ]: sender buries their face into the receiver’s shoulder/the crook of their neck while hugging them.

[ WAIST ]: sender jumps up at the last minute while running to hug the receiver, wrapping their legs around their waist and their arms around their neck as they hug them.

[ SIDE ]: sender wraps an arm around the receivers shoulders and pulls them in for a side-hug.

[ GIFT ]: while hugging the receiver, the sender slips something into their pocket out of the public eye. (FEEL FREE TO SPECIFY WHAT THIS GIFT IS!)

[ GUIDE ]: as they go in for a hug, the sender gently rests a hand and guides the receiver’s head to rest against their shoulder/chest.

[ CHIN ]: sender, while hugging the receiver, rests their chin on top of their head.

[ SWAY ]: while embracing the receiver, the sender begins to sway in a slow, soothing manner.

[ COAT ]: as they go for a hug, the sender opens out their jacket so the receiver can “share” it, warming them up as best they can while they hug.

[ HUM ]: as they embrace, the sender begins to gently hum under their breath to soothe and relax the receiver.

[ CIRCLE ]: while they’re hugging, the sender begins to rub their hand in slow circles on the receiver’s back.

#mail call; meme

Taylor and Isleif @hellfireandice have matching best-friend tattoos based off peanut butter and jelly. His is the peanut butter side on the outside of his left ankle, her’s is the jelly side.

They were drunk when they decided to do it.

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hellfireandice:

“ That… is a horrible idea. ” But a potentially viable one. Probably the best one they would have with this, especially if Taylor’s involvement with individuals in the Avengers and SHIELD wasn’t something that this woman knew. “ I’ll alert Phil and Clint, and you text the terrorist. Take some time coming up with a plan, though, give us time to come up with something. ”

This was gonna be so cool, he was practically buzzing with excitement about this idea. “How much time you think you’ll need? Oh, I have to figure ideas for what to do. And what to wear, that’s always important. Wait, what we’re doing will change what I wear, right?” Taylor was going to be googling ideas for low-budget dates for sure.

hellfireandice:

He had a point with that, and she noted it down. “ But he is a friend of your uncle, right? ” It was possible that the man was being held with a certain amount of blackmail, or his own family was in danger from the terrorist cell itself.

She looked through the contact information, the phone numbers, the times and dates things were sent. All of that went into the notebook. She was going to compile all the information she could before sending it in. Coulson would be happy with this, Fury certainly would. First and foremost, she was a spy, and getting all the information first was step zero.

She pushed the phone back to him, “ We may need you to contact her. Don’t for right now. That’s what you do anyway, right? Make them wonder? I don’t know how dating works. ”

“It’s not like I know how dating works either, I have anxiety. You know how long it took to even say hi to you in the first place? Too long.” But then an idea hit and Taylor gave her a look that he was sure she knew too well, but it wasn’t necessarily his fault he was so expressive.

“Can we... Can we make this a sting or something? That’d be so cool.”

hellfireandice:

“ I mean internationally wanted biological terrorist! Your danger kink does not go here! We’re talking Umbrella Corporation levels of human experimentation! Raccoon City! Biochemical weaponry that people like HYDRA would kill to get their hands on. ” Isleif flipped through the file, jaw set. “ I need to know everything you know about your uncle’s friend. Even if you think it’s an insignificant detail, tell me. We need to know how much he knows, or if he’s ignorant of his niece’s dealings. ”

“That is not what I mean and you know it.” He let her rant though, it seemed to help. “I don’t know the guy, at all. All I have is my uncle’s text with her number and a picture. Kind of how this sorta thing works. I gotta coordinate with her and go from there.” Taylor set his phone on the table to let Isleif do whatever with the information on the screen. “For all I know she’s not even really the guy’s niece. Could be a ploy of some kind. That sounds like something I’d scribble down in a notebook.” He shrugged, as if that somehow helped the situation.

hellfireandice:

“ No, no. You’re coming with me. ” She’s already got her phone out, texting Clint to save another spot at the table.

“Is this you saying that you want me to join in on the Not-Family-Nailed-It competition?”

hellfireandice:

Isleif looked over and gasped, eyes wide. “ No, no that is very much a problem that can be solved with a gun! ” She ran over to the file cabinet, rummaging through papers. “ Gods, I can’t believe this. All this time spent looking. I need to call Clint. Or Coulson. Definitely Coulson- ” She found what she was looking for, slamming the file on the table.

“ That, ” she said, pointing at the picture on Taylor’s phone, “ is an internationally wanted biological terrorist. ”

“I am not shooting my way out of a blind date!” But then she was running and rummaging and talking to herself. What was she going on about? Taylor looked from the file she’d slammed down on the table to his phone and back.

“When you say ‘internationally wanted biological terrorist’...?”

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hellfireandice:

“ Valkyrie please eat the mouse, ” Isleif begged from across the apartment, making the thawed out rodent walk across the substrate. The snake went for a strike, only to take it the wrong way. Isleif groaned, finally giving in and letting Valkyrie do what she wanted.

She poked her head out of the doorway, “ Yeah, he always does, unless one of us is out on a mission. Why? He ask you too? ”

“No, my plans fell through actually. So I was just gonna lay on the floor and stare at the ceiling. Have the parade on TV. Maybe try to get spritz dough right for Christmas cookies and put up Christmas stuff while you’re gone.”

hellfireandice:

“ Like what? You have a gun, many problems are now solved. ”

“Not the kind of ‘problem’ I have, Isleif. And if you have to know I was set up on a blind date. Some friend of my uncle’s has a niece he’s worried about. Sent me a picture too, hang on.” Taylor went through his pockets for his phone and pulled it out almost triumphantly. “She’s cute, the vibe I get from her picture is a little off but it’s whatever. Have to figure out what we’re doing or where we’re going.”