lost boy.

i know i talk a lot about charlie past vday being picked up by kingsman. or by statesman. being fixed. i talk about him running his family’s business but uhm? what about charlie who just wants to fckn stay away from ALL of this?!  who severely depends on painkillers, who has NO access to the family fortune because he is presumed dead and PREFERS it that way? who works some shitty job just to make enough money to  /survive/   while also doing something where it’s pretty much ASSURED nobody he  knows  will run into him….

also can we talk about the parachute test? charlie pushing past roxy with a “oh of course you can’t. get to the back and i’ll show you how it’s done!”   he… says it like a cocky asshole but since my headcanons are my headcanons? charlie?! DISGUISING actually trying to be helpful…  with utter arrogance? a beautiful concept. because he can GENUINELY show them how it’s done and it’s actually EASIER for rox if she doesn’t /HAVE TO/ go first im… whether he meant to or not, i think he was helpful in that instance and im… idk why this makes me emotional but it does.

also… eggsy is the only one without a partner. eggsy is the one suggesting they make a circle and charlie? responds with “fuck, he’s right boys, lets do it”  :) charlie - WHO HAS A PARTNER! who doesn’t /HAVE TO BE WORRIED/ who could easily be selfish cause why give a fuck about eggsy, huh?  not his problem, right?   well he MAKES IT his problem and looks after the man who ends up wiping out his family (admittedly, not on eggsy)   and snaps his neck (very much on him!) ….   cool

“but i’m too good to kill anyone! :(” i’m not. give me the gun.

can someone patch charlie up and watch him flinch so so hard because all those years he always took care of any injuries himself and basically wasn’t ALLOWED to ask for help?! so when hurt and vulnerable? someone reaching for him is just such a red flag.

also can we talk about the parachute test? charlie pushing past roxy with a “oh of course you can’t. get to the back and i’ll show you how it’s done!”   he… says it like a cocky asshole but since my headcanons are my headcanons? charlie?! DISGUISING actually trying to be helpful…  with utter arrogance? a beautiful concept. because he can GENUINELY show them how it’s done and it’s actually EASIER for rox if she doesn’t /HAVE TO/ go first im… whether he meant to or not, i think he was helpful in that instance and im… idk why this makes me emotional but it does.

also… eggsy is the only one without a partner. eggsy is the one suggesting they make a circle and charlie? responds with “fuck, he’s right boys, lets do it”  :) charlie - WHO HAS A PARTNER! who doesn’t /HAVE TO BE WORRIED/ who could easily be selfish cause why give a fuck about eggsy, huh?  not his problem, right?   well he MAKES IT his problem and looks after the man who ends up wiping out his family (admittedly, not on eggsy)   and snaps his neck (very much on him!) ….   cool

snap my own neck challenge

rich people should get robbed at least once a week

why ?

builds character