dont let em fool you

im opening commissions! if you have any questions or would like one please dm me! i’m currently opening 5 slots a will reopen as I finish!

it automatically takes no time, skill, or effort, because there's a computer in it.

What's that? Doing it well actually does require plenty of time, skill, and effort? Well, but it's "stolen."

What's that? There's no possible way to claim it's stolen that doesn't also outlaw things that everyone agrees are art, like collage, photography, or Photoshop? Well...then it's Not Real Art.

What's that? There's no possible way to call it Not Real Art that doesn't also outlaw things that everyone agrees are art, like Warhol, Pollock, or Duchamp? Well... Then I'll go back to claiming it takes no effort, because by now I've forgotten how we already agreed that wasn't true.

It's like whackamole. And even if you get someone to agree to each part individually, they'll just decide it's Bad Anyway, Because. Because they've decided to dislike it, is all, and they're not interested in hearing otherwise.

Mr Kid or his bestie killer

Im at your mercy

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

so who owns the whole outfit?? 🌻🌻

bonus: it’s a really tall broom for a really tall person, or for two tiny sapphics without a trench coat

I’m getting both of these drawings printed as stickers and they’ll be listed in my shop as preorder tonight or tomorrow :> the stickers should arrive within two weeks ✨ https://plumbum.bigcartel.com ✨

if you need a little pick-me-up right now, i recommend this performance of Lollipop by Mika

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