Less mind, more matter

"Oh my! An unexpected guest!" Though his size was hefty, he was in good company with Elizabeth, who'd been taking up almost all the couch with her width. "Welcome to the Velvet Room. I would greet you properly, but I'm afraid this couch is far too comfortable to leave. But please have a seat anywhere you fit." Luckily for the new guest, every chair within this incarnation of the velvet room was nothing short of a loveseat.

Shuichi said with a slight chuckle

Elizabeth chuckled at the newcomer. It was always fun to see the reactions of those who ventured into this metaphorical space. "I'll spare you the explanations of what this place is. Just know you've nothing to worry about. These couches and elevators can handle your wondrous mass quite well. So do have a seat, as I'm sure your feet can only endure so much."

“A-and also…. O-on how the cuisine is here…..”

In a feat that should have been impossible for her size, Elizabeth began to stand. Though not without difficulty. Heavy breaths, couch creaks, and grunts of effort were all heard before the attendant was on her chubby feet. Her hip quaking waddles moved her toward a rather large looking surface covered with a royal blue cloth, heavy breaths escaping her as she lumbered forth until she reached it. With a dramatic pull, she revealed a rather lavish fridge that was so packed the doors had trouble keeping closed. "The cuisine...hff...hff...is whatever our guests...haaah...desire...and more."

"Oh my. It isn't often I find visitors who are so candidly gluttonous. I believe you and I are going to get along quite well!" As for Elizabeth, she reached for a block of cheese and ripped off a piece with a ravenous bite. She hummed happily, tearing off chunks until nothing was left. "As wonderful as our cuisine is, I also find the outside world has quite a plethora of foods to try as well. If you can make the trip, that is."

"Oh my! An unexpected guest!" Though his size was hefty, he was in good company with Elizabeth, who'd been taking up almost all the couch with her width. "Welcome to the Velvet Room. I would greet you properly, but I'm afraid this couch is far too comfortable to leave. But please have a seat anywhere you fit." Luckily for the new guest, every chair within this incarnation of the velvet room was nothing short of a loveseat.

Shuichi said with a slight chuckle

Elizabeth chuckled at the newcomer. It was always fun to see the reactions of those who ventured into this metaphorical space. "I'll spare you the explanations of what this place is. Just know you've nothing to worry about. These couches and elevators can handle your wondrous mass quite well. So do have a seat, as I'm sure your feet can only endure so much."

“A-and also…. O-on how the cuisine is here…..”

In a feat that should have been impossible for her size, Elizabeth began to stand. Though not without difficulty. Heavy breaths, couch creaks, and grunts of effort were all heard before the attendant was on her chubby feet. Her hip quaking waddles moved her toward a rather large looking surface covered with a royal blue cloth, heavy breaths escaping her as she lumbered forth until she reached it. With a dramatic pull, she revealed a rather lavish fridge that was so packed the doors had trouble keeping closed. "The cuisine...hff...hff...is whatever our guests...haaah...desire...and more."

"Oh my! An unexpected guest!" Though his size was hefty, he was in good company with Elizabeth, who'd been taking up almost all the couch with her width. "Welcome to the Velvet Room. I would greet you properly, but I'm afraid this couch is far too comfortable to leave. But please have a seat anywhere you fit." Luckily for the new guest, every chair within this incarnation of the velvet room was nothing short of a loveseat.

Shuichi said with a slight chuckle

Elizabeth chuckled at the newcomer. It was always fun to see the reactions of those who ventured into this metaphorical space. "I'll spare you the explanations of what this place is. Just know you've nothing to worry about. These couches and elevators can handle your wondrous mass quite well. So do have a seat, as I'm sure your feet can only endure so much."

"Oh, you are all overreacting! Just because I've had to change my entrance to double doors doesn't mean I'm too large. Just...ask Master to make the room larger? Or perhaps find a Fool with a more...open mind?"

“YOU’VE FLATTENED MY COMPENDIUM, MY PIXIE, AND MY JACK FROST TWICE TODAY ALONE! I am not overreacting. You are simply delusional about the fact that you are both obese pigs, sisters. And delusions are a matter for humans. And Theo.”

"My, someone is rather fussy today. Want to hang out with your sisters? Upset that we go places to eat without you? Maybe if came out with me more often, you wouldn't be upset about such silly little things."

op’s note: feel free to add your own or take out prompts that don’t work for you, folks. I just tried to pick stuff that I like and know is reasonably popular.